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Thursday, March 24, 2011
A-HEAD of the Game
I wish there were captions so I understood this whole conversation.
Tabitha: What action should a person take when your man tells you he loves and wants to be with you but he keeps hold of his ex because of how she performs fellatio? Just what does a person say to that?
Dedra: Cut [his penis] off then he won’t have a reason to be with her.
Tabitha: That’s what I said but he won’t [cut off the relationship with her off]. How can he truly love me but want to hold on to [that other young woman] just so she can perform fellatio whenever you want.
Dedra: First of all, he doesn’t love you, then nobody should even say anything like that to a person they love. I’m shocked he would even say that. [I would be shocked] if somebody ever told me that. I would freak out. But apparently you two have problem after problem so become problem free. Cut [the man] loose. It will be hard but it needs to be done, it seems like. [smile emoticon]
Tabitha: That is what I said. Trust me I wanted to freak out badly. I just don’t know what to do because I love him and want us to be happy but don’t want to worry about him doing something
Tabitha: if how [the young woman] performs fellatio keeps us from being happy and you are dedicated to me then what do we really have? And he instructs me to keep my mind off of her mouth. Really? I don’t understand.
Miranda: [in all capital lettering] You have to recognized a dog when he’s looking for a bone. He is beyond that point. Let him go.
Tabitha: Yes, I know. I texted him this morning and said we really must talk. If he’s not willing to let go of oral sex for us to be happy then I must move on. I don’t sit there and tell him I hold on to another man because [of how they perform coitus]. Who does that really? If it’s love you desire, then let go of the oral sex. If that’s what you want out of life, man, then you are worse and more sad than I thought.
Tabitha: Oh, and at the same time he tells me that he wants to have the same kind of control that Ike [Turner] had over Tina [Turner]. Really?
is "dat" even english? i bet their grammar professors are turning in their graves. wtf?
ReplyDeleteSounds like they have a nice future together. Provided she learns how to suck his dick. Why didn't any of her "friends" suggest that to her?
ReplyDeleteI can't even read that. I read English not idiot. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteUm....someone needs to tell Tabitha she is white
ReplyDeletesomeone kill her and any children she may have already given birth to
ReplyDeleteShoulda dropped some chlorine in that gene pool a LONG time ago!!
ReplyDeleteTranslation:
ReplyDeleteTabitha: What action should a person take when your man tells you he loves and wants to be with you but he keeps hold of his ex because of how she performs fellatio? Just what does a person say to that?
Dedra: Cut [his penis] off then he won’t have a reason to be with her.
Tabitha: That’s what I said but he won’t [cut off the relationship with her off]. How can he truly love me but want to hold on to [that other young woman] just so she can perform fellatio whenever you want.
Dedra: First of all, he doesn’t love you, then nobody should even say anything like that to a person they love. I’m shocked he would even say that. [I would be shocked] if somebody ever told me that. I would freak out. But apparently you two have problem after problem so become problem free. Cut [the man] loose. It will be hard but it needs to be done, it seems like. [smile emoticon]
Tabitha: That is what I said. Trust me I wanted to freak out badly. I just don’t know what to do because I love him and want us to be happy but don’t want to worry about him doing something
Tabitha: if how [the young woman] performs fellatio keeps us from being happy and you are dedicated to me then what do we really have? And he instructs me to keep my mind off of her mouth. Really? I don’t understand.
Miranda: [in all capital lettering] You have to recognized a dog when he’s looking for a bone. He is beyond that point. Let him go.
Tabitha: Yes, I know. I texted him this morning and said we really must talk. If he’s not willing to let go of oral sex for us to be happy then I must move on. I don’t sit there and tell him I hold on to another man because [of how they perform coitus]. Who does that really? If it’s love you desire, then let go of the oral sex. If that’s what you want out of life, man, then you are worse and more sad than I thought.
Tabitha: Oh, and at the same time he tells me that he wants to have the same kind of control that Ike [Turner] had over Tina [Turner]. Really?