And the Mother(Fucker) of the Year Award Goes To...

Dear L-Train:

I'll start with the formalities: Love the blog! And you guys made my Facebook Newsfeed entertaining again. Bravo! And thank you.

Now on to the issue I'm hoping you guys can fucking enlighten me on...Or just have fun with and help me laugh about. I'm gonna try and tell you the back story to it so you know where I'm coming from. My brother passed away about 2 years ago. If its all the same to you, I don't really give a shit if you offer your condolences or not (should you chose to respond to this) because this isn't about that. It's about his dumb, fat, sociopathic, self important, buying Ed Hardy shit on a maxed out and can't pay the bill for credit card,crazy fucking bitch of a baby's mother. 

When my brother passed away my whole family reached out to her. We went above and  beyond to make sure she knew that we fully intended to be there for her daughter (my niece) forever and for ANYTHING. So this bitch has apparently taken that as a way to turn back time and pretend like she never had a kid to begin with. She makes up ridiculous stories about how she absolutely has to have one of us watch my niece. She's always got some pressing shit to tend to. To the point where she honestly spends about 2 hours a day with her kid. The kid is always sleeping at one of our houses. So that being said, what do we do?? We've tried talking to her about it. She (in so many words) threatens that she'll find someone else to take care of the kid that we don't know. We've contemplated getting custody... But the kid loves her mother to death, oddly enough, so we don't wanna hurt her. We're always gonna do what we have to to make sure my niece is well taken care of...I just wondered if you crazy fucks had some advice or some funny shit to say about it. 

I think we all know some bitch ass single parent that guilts sympathetic friends and family into basically taking over their job as a parent. They just straight outsource the job and call it a fucking day...So...Sorry if this shit is too deep or whatever, but I thought even if you don't address my dilemma directly; you can still have fun with the topic of hustlin' ass single parents that complain about doing everything alone all the while convincing everyone around them to do every fucking thing for them.


Sincerely,
Can't think of a clever name
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Dear Not Clever:

On behalf of J and the rest of the team, THANK YOU!  We are nothing without our fans and we appreciate all feedback, whether it comes from troll-y fucktards or cool-ass, sense of humor having motherfuckers like yourself. 

Secondly, I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say we are truly, truly sorry for the loss of your brother.  Death sucks goat balls, especially when kids are affected.  

Now, onto the advice you have requested: 

I want to commend you and your family for stepping up to the plate when Skankzilla (that's what we're calling this train wreck of a parent) struck out. (The fact that she wears Ed Hardy tells us all we need to know about her.) She's going to continue on her path of self-destruction and, if she's not careful and you don't intervene NOW, she will raise her daughter to be just fucking like her. 

It sounds like you and your family are providing the stability that your niece needs, so it is my advice to keep doing what you're doing. Be there for that little girl, because, baby mama...? She's gonna sink her own fucking ship. Her priorities are clearly twisted, and the "pressing shit" she has to tend to probably includes drinking, sucking, fucking and doing blow off a homeless guy's funky, hairy ass, all to her skanky heart's content. Who cares where she goes, who she's with, or why she does what the fuck she does? As long as you know the kid is with you and out of harm's way, let that bitch powder her nose until her fucking heart explodes. Even when the kid "spends time" with her, she likely plops her down in front of the fucking TV so she can text and Facebook all day. Mother of the Fucking Year. 

When the time comes - and trust this, it WILL come - for that poor little girl to look to someone for parental guidance and support, chances are she ain't gonna be lookin' for her mama. She's gonna come looking for y'all. And y'all need to fuckin' be there. Skankzilla might actually be doing you a favor by stepping back and letting you run shit. Maybe she KNOWS she sucks at life and that the kid will be better off without her. So, for now, continue to love that little girl with all your fucking might. 

BUT. And that's a big motherfucking BUT. If you ever find out or even see for yourself that the kid is in any kind of danger, whether from abuse or neglect, call the fucking authorities. IMMEDIATELY.  You owe it to that kid (and any other) to do what is in her best interest and keep her safe. She got cheated out of a dad and it sounds like her piece of shit mother should've been left in the reservoir tip. 

It sounds like you and your family are going to have to be the ones to provide the stability and balance out the fucking crazy. When it comes down to it, courts are not keen on terminating a parent's rights, no matter how much of a good-for-nothing fuckbag they are. Raising someone else's kid is no small task - hell, raising your OWN fucking kids is hard enough - but it seems like you are on the right track because your priority is doing what's right for the kid. That is beyond fucking commendable.  Good on ya, Cleverless. Good on ya.

L-Train