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Sunday, February 19, 2012
The Most Disastrous Post-Date Text Convo in HISTORY
That's why you don't tell a date where you live until the 2nd or 3rd date...at least! lol Dude probably found a dead cat on his doorstep the next day. Wow...bitch is crazy!!!
Awww I feel bad for her...I know that feeling of silence is painful. But he probably didn't want to date her anyway it sounded like from the first text.
Can I print screen my messages sent by my psycho baby mom? I got.the chills with this.because for a sec I thought it was her blowing up my phone again...... :/
I'd hate to get all psychologist in this post but this is called "Dependency" which is a common but not permanent disorder. It happens to a lot of people after they suffer some sort of trauma and they feel like they can't make a connection with people so they latch onto the first thing they start to have feelings for. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot people posting here or anyone reading the post had a case of dependency once in their life since it doesn't need to brought on by trauma either. The only thing wrong with this lady going all psycho is that she acted on the dependency instead of dealing with it. It's actually way more sad than it is funny.
Dependency? No this is called Borderline Personality Disorder. If Kevin didn't wake up with a severed animal head on his pillow he got off lucky. This bitch needs medication and therapy stat!
I dont think shes crazy. I think that shes been dicked over so many times that she knows the deal and doesnt want to accept the fact he doesnt want her either.
Fucking sounds exactly like my friend who has four kids by all different men, still lives with her parents, almost forty, no job for more than a few months, and can't figure out why...
She might be crazy but that's something he should have thought to find out about her before he fucked her. Trust me I know the feeling of going out with someone. Having a great time. And as soon as you go to bed with them and then its "have a nice day". Usually you don't even get the "have a nice day". They just bounce. No good bye or explanation. Men are assholes. I feel bad for her.
Wow, you sound just as fucking psycho as that bitch. Here is a little tip for you. Don't fuck a dude on the first date if you want to see him again, dumb ass. It's bitches like you that give women a bad rep. Close your fucking legs, and your pie hole. Nobody wants to hear your whining.
Go to bed with a guy on the first date and not see him again? Not true I've known my fuck buddy for three fucken years and we slept together the first time we went on a date
Wow. My ex used to pull stunts like this about every month. I used to have to dress up like the Unabomber just to go grocery shopping. I finally moved halfway across the country to get away from his crazy ass!
It makes me sad to think that this human being feels so desperate for love from anyone that she would firstly degrade herself by sleeping with a man straight away, then secondly practically beg him to be with her. What happened to this woman to be such a doormat and to think she has absolutely no value, and what happened that this man was such a fucking using tool that he would fuck a girl then just discard her, He is not a man, he is a dickhole. This is a very sad state that it happened then now we are all judging this situation, we don't know her story, and half of you are probably sheltered kids who never had any hardship or know what its like to suffer. Humans can be so cruel to each other. why cant we just spread the love.
So it's his fault? Please! That's some bullshit right there. You are probably defending this crazy bitch because you can relate to her. Which means you do the same crazy fucking shit. Fucking twat.
He never actually said he was going to discard her, just that he made other plans. Her 65 texts in 5 hours made him discard her. Why didn't she just ask to see him another night?
Is this for real? This is hilarious! Psycho sounds like some of the guys I date with their constant fucking texting. I've learned to fix that problem by posting crazy texts on my facebook page or blog. Now all's quiet in Dallas Single Momville!
I have seen this one a couple of place and it never gets old! haha...this chick is nuuuuttttss. I live near 270...wonder if she goes to visit that commuter lot still to reminisce lol
I have known women AND men who have done this exact thing. PEOPLE have gone nuts. Reminds me of an ex GIRL friend when i didn't want to be friends anymore. Reminds me of a GUY I dated. Scary really, she needs some serious help.
Some women just don't possess a back bone. do you know who doesn't beg a man to do shit for her? This girl right here. Kevin would not have gotten a text back unless he text me first. Sweet heart needs to quit being so needy and let her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.. not her clingy messages and stalker ways. I don't feel sorry for her.. we all answer for the choices we make and how we handle the consequences. *stepping off my soap box*
I'm sorry, this is her fault. She should've never fucked the dude. She knew it would turn out this way. She even said this happens to her all the time. I got some advice for her ass, STOP FUCKING EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. THAT AIN'T GONNA MAKE THEN WANT TO BE WITH YOU. MAKES THEM THINK YOU ARE GONNA DO IT WITH EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. Stupid ass!!
LMFAO Holy fucking psycho bitch, Batman!Time to change numbers, move, and leave no forwarding address. Otherwise she may break in and he'll find her standing in front of him naked holding a big ass knife saying "I love you, Kevin. I love you."
It's his fault for sleeping with her. Of course you are going to create this if you go on a date, sleep with someone then try and act like it never happen. I hope she aggravated him.
He should have stepped up been a man and had enough compassion to talk to her and tell her the truth. This is what is wrong with the dating scene, the dude needs his ass beat. He could hhve ended the craziness if he would have actuully stepped up......pussy!
to the two previous posts.... First off, you cant blame the guy... Yeah, he may have just wanted some ass, but.... When you go to a bar and go home with someone, thats the damn plan... Stop lying to yourself if you think ppl do drunk hookups and get married/have a family life... Its pussy/dick and see ya later.... Doesnt mean that it doesnt play against someones mentality... But this woman admitted to going thru this over and over again... hence, this is her lifestyle... So she has nothing to complain about, unless dude was just shitty in the bed
Looks like the dumb bitch us posting comments, so take note bitch, ima about to speak #1- u knew when going out that night-the goal was cock #2- u are CRAY! #3- if this guy had a little dick, & did the same 2 u, it would be one or two of three things-call the cops-shoot him-laugh with friends (fuck ok all 3) #4- read CLOSELY...U HAVE A PUSSY-WE FEMALES CAN GET DICK ANYTIME #5- Bitch ur kind gives us normal bitches, bad character #6-if he is a sorry ass nigga in the beginning 99 out of 100: he gonna be a sorry as nigga in the end-quit crying u knew #7-go FUCK the nearest guy now, get some self-esteem #8-REFER BACK TO #4 #4 #4
p.s. I fucking love u and yr crew j-wunder
**for obvious reasons u can't reveal my name, but bitches, ya.know.what.the.fuck.I.mean!.
Ha...reminds me of my ex...crazy bitch! Barrage of messages and calls, man hundreds of missed calls in 3 days, 70 odd huge texts...there are better ways to deal with shit then harassment! Fucking psychos!
Sounds like my current girlfriend when she's on her monthly, like today. speeches and lectures about stupid shit. i put up with it cause when her 'time' is over, she's normal as normal can be.
Sounds like the texts I get from my kids dad every couple of months..No lie.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you don't tell a date where you live until the 2nd or 3rd date...at least! lol Dude probably found a dead cat on his doorstep the next day. Wow...bitch is crazy!!!
ReplyDeleteWomen are nuts, this coming from a woman who stopped dating and fucking women because they are PSYCHO.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of my ex-husband. Sad...and frightening.
ReplyDeleteAwww I feel bad for her...I know that feeling of silence is painful. But he probably didn't want to date her anyway it sounded like from the first text.
ReplyDeleteSomeone call the fucking crazy house and tell them to come catch their dog.
ReplyDeleteI love how she gets with Mike, texts him as if he is Mike, and isn't concerned about it.
ReplyDeleteThere was no Mike. She sent that text on purpose to see if he'd reply. Same as the one to her gf. Crazier than crazy.
DeleteJesus, this bitch is crazy! He needs to get a restraining order before he finds her hunkered down in his closet! Lmfao
ReplyDeleteJesus, this bitch is crazy! He needs to get a restraining order before he finds her hunkered down in his closet! Lmfao
ReplyDeleteShe is a crazy bitch! Run, run away!
ReplyDeleteA simple have fun playing cards call me tomorrow "may" have worked better... psycho.
ReplyDeleteThat is one creepy crazy woman right there. Gah!
ReplyDeleteIs this for real???? No way :-|
ReplyDeleteOh man...I'm scared for Kevin.
ReplyDeleteWow, bitch is fucking crazy. Sad part, I know chicks who do similar things after a first date. And THAT'S why you're single psycho.
ReplyDeleteI stopped banging women because they are all FUCKING NUTS!
ReplyDeleteSi... what do you bang now Rowdy?
ReplyDeleteBahaha!
DeleteCan I print screen my messages sent by my psycho baby mom? I got.the chills with this.because for a sec I thought it was her blowing up my phone again...... :/
ReplyDeleteNutty as bat shit. Spooky stalker. sounds like ya might need to move, not just on, but outta town, the mountains are nice.
ReplyDeleteThis CAN NOT be real, I would hope it isn't because that is just freaking scary!!
ReplyDeleteI bet her name is Rebecca from Ohio.
ReplyDeleteHoly shitballs!!! Women are Fucking psycho!
ReplyDeleteI'd hate to get all psychologist in this post but this is called "Dependency" which is a common but not permanent disorder. It happens to a lot of people after they suffer some sort of trauma and they feel like they can't make a connection with people so they latch onto the first thing they start to have feelings for. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot people posting here or anyone reading the post had a case of dependency once in their life since it doesn't need to brought on by trauma either. The only thing wrong with this lady going all psycho is that she acted on the dependency instead of dealing with it. It's actually way more sad than it is funny.
ReplyDeleteagreed!
DeleteDependency? No this is called Borderline Personality Disorder. If Kevin didn't wake up with a severed animal head on his pillow he got off lucky. This bitch needs medication and therapy stat!
DeleteWow! Seems like multiple craziness disorder..... Yup just diagnosed her lol
ReplyDeleteWow. She ran the gamut of manipulation tricks there. To no avail, thankfully. RUN KEVIN!
ReplyDeleteI agree its sad, but for the person getting the texts it fucking scary......you would never know what a person this desperate might do!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI dont think shes crazy. I think that shes been dicked over so many times that she knows the deal and doesnt want to accept the fact he doesnt want her either.
ReplyDeleteI bet she's miraculous in the sac ;)
ReplyDeleteJennagain, there wasn't really a 'mike' or 'lady' she made it up, pretending to text him accidentally in an attempt to make him jealous etc.
ReplyDeletewhat a fuckin crazy bitch, can she not get the point? lol *forever alone* lookin ass...
ReplyDeletePretty sure her name is Nicole from illinois.
ReplyDeleteAnd then the next night Kevin and his new girl were found murdered in his bed by this crazy bitch.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a nice girl with a big heart..
ReplyDeleteYou know how I know this..?
R u her?
DeleteThat's some scary shit..
Deletehey, takakupo... are you the texting girl??
ReplyDeleteWhat's scary I live near 270. Thats funny. Now I'm gonna be looking at all the desperate looking girls and wondering if Shea the one
ReplyDeleteword of advise to Kevin, RUN FAST, RUN FAR
ReplyDeletethis is sad. she needs help. and now Kevin needs to change his number.
ReplyDeleteFunny shit!
ReplyDeleteHaha awesome! I had some broad like that.Thank god I didnt tell her where I lived.Fucking psycho bitches man.I swear.
ReplyDeleteFucking sounds exactly like my friend who has four kids by all different men, still lives with her parents, almost forty, no job for more than a few months, and can't figure out why...
ReplyDeletedamn, kevin must have been pretty fucking good! I would change my number right away, crazy bitch lmao.
ReplyDeleteWowwww...
ReplyDeleteThere probably never was a mike and she was trying to arouse some sort of jealousy.
ReplyDeleteHoly Xanax Batman! Stalk69er
ReplyDeleteHoly freak'n fuck!!!!
ReplyDeleteTHOSE LAST TEXTS SEEMED A LITTLE SUICIDAL..... CRAZY BITCH
ReplyDeleteI'd laugh my ass off if girls name is Kenzie, cause I think I've been in this situation hahahaha
ReplyDeleteShe might be crazy but that's something he should have thought to find out about her before he fucked her. Trust me I know the feeling of going out with someone. Having a great time. And as soon as you go to bed with them and then its "have a nice day". Usually you don't even get the "have a nice day". They just bounce. No good bye or explanation. Men are assholes. I feel bad for her.
ReplyDeleteWow, you sound just as fucking psycho as that bitch. Here is a little tip for you. Don't fuck a dude on the first date if you want to see him again, dumb ass. It's bitches like you that give women a bad rep. Close your fucking legs, and your pie hole. Nobody wants to hear your whining.
DeleteYah I agree, without the verbal nastiness ;)
DeleteDon't go home with someone on the first date unless you are prepared to never speak to them again...
Go to bed with a guy on the first date and not see him again? Not true I've known my fuck buddy for three fucken years and we slept together the first time we went on a date
DeleteIs that why hes fuck buddy only?
DeleteWow. My ex used to pull stunts like this about every month. I used to have to dress up like the Unabomber just to go grocery shopping. I finally moved halfway across the country to get away from his crazy ass!
ReplyDeleteIf a woman goes home with a guy from the bar, what does she expect? Instantly lose all respect or thoughts of you being GF material whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteWow. That's all I can say.
ReplyDeleteWow, scary, and somewhat pathetic
ReplyDeleteTabitha Marlow?
ReplyDeleteFrom Michigan? Hahahhahhhahahaha
DeleteIts the overly attached girlfriend from youtube!
ReplyDeleteIt makes me sad to think that this human being feels so desperate for love from anyone that she would firstly degrade herself by sleeping with a man straight away, then secondly practically beg him to be with her. What happened to this woman to be such a doormat and to think she has absolutely no value, and what happened that this man was such a fucking using tool that he would fuck a girl then just discard her, He is not a man, he is a dickhole. This is a very sad state that it happened then now we are all judging this situation, we don't know her story, and half of you are probably sheltered kids who never had any hardship or know what its like to suffer. Humans can be so cruel to each other. why cant we just spread the love.
ReplyDeleteSo it's his fault? Please! That's some bullshit right there. You are probably defending this crazy bitch because you can relate to her. Which means you do the same crazy fucking shit. Fucking twat.
DeleteHe never actually said he was going to discard her, just that he made other plans. Her 65 texts in 5 hours made him discard her. Why didn't she just ask to see him another night?
DeleteLmfao ! Damn t'f wrong with that nigga ! Man cray cray for real !!
ReplyDeleteKevin better blas that bitch !
ReplyDeleteI'm crazy.. And that scared me!! Lol!!
ReplyDeleteIs this for real? This is hilarious! Psycho sounds like some of the guys I date with their constant fucking texting. I've learned to fix that problem by posting crazy texts on my facebook page or blog. Now all's quiet in Dallas Single Momville!
ReplyDeleteI have seen this one a couple of place and it never gets old! haha...this chick is nuuuuttttss. I live near 270...wonder if she goes to visit that commuter lot still to reminisce lol
ReplyDeleteI have known women AND men who have done this exact thing. PEOPLE have gone nuts. Reminds me of an ex GIRL friend when i didn't want to be friends anymore. Reminds me of a GUY I dated. Scary really, she needs some serious help.
ReplyDeleteSimply.stupefied.
ReplyDeleteNow I don't feel so bad for calling the dude the second day after our date.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is crazy. But on the flip side, he was playing her from the beginning so neither of them are any better.
ReplyDeleteMy man Kevin put down a beating in the bedroom and now this is what happens! Next time smash at her house bro.
ReplyDeleteSome women just don't possess a back bone. do you know who doesn't beg a man to do shit for her? This girl right here. Kevin would not have gotten a text back unless he text me first. Sweet heart needs to quit being so needy and let her milkshake bring the boys to the yard.. not her clingy messages and stalker ways. I don't feel sorry for her.. we all answer for the choices we make and how we handle the consequences. *stepping off my soap box*
ReplyDeleteThis never gets old. Lmao!
ReplyDeleteOmg she is extremely needy. Smdh
ReplyDeleteOmg she is extremely needy. Smdh
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, this is her fault. She should've never fucked the dude. She knew it would turn out this way. She even said this happens to her all the time. I got some advice for her ass, STOP FUCKING EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. THAT AIN'T GONNA MAKE THEN WANT TO BE WITH YOU. MAKES THEM THINK YOU ARE GONNA DO IT WITH EVERY DUDE YOU MEET. Stupid ass!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO Holy fucking psycho bitch, Batman!Time to change numbers, move, and leave no forwarding address. Otherwise she may break in and he'll find her standing in front of him naked holding a big ass knife saying "I love you, Kevin. I love you."
ReplyDeleteIt's his fault for sleeping with her. Of course you are going to create this if you go on a date, sleep with someone then try and act like it never happen. I hope she aggravated him.
ReplyDeleteHe should have stepped up been a man and had enough compassion to talk to her and tell her the truth. This is what is wrong with the dating scene, the dude needs his ass beat. He could hhve ended the craziness if he would have actuully stepped up......pussy!
Deleteto the two previous posts.... First off, you cant blame the guy... Yeah, he may have just wanted some ass, but.... When you go to a bar and go home with someone, thats the damn plan... Stop lying to yourself if you think ppl do drunk hookups and get married/have a family life... Its pussy/dick and see ya later.... Doesnt mean that it doesnt play against someones mentality... But this woman admitted to going thru this over and over again... hence, this is her lifestyle... So she has nothing to complain about, unless dude was just shitty in the bed
ReplyDeleteLooks like the dumb bitch us posting comments, so take note bitch, ima about to speak
ReplyDelete#1- u knew when going out that night-the goal was cock
#2- u are CRAY!
#3- if this guy had a little dick, & did the same 2 u, it would be one or two of three things-call the cops-shoot him-laugh with friends (fuck ok all 3)
#4- read CLOSELY...U HAVE A PUSSY-WE FEMALES CAN GET DICK ANYTIME
#5- Bitch ur kind gives us normal bitches, bad character
#6-if he is a sorry ass nigga in the beginning 99 out of 100: he gonna be a sorry as nigga in the end-quit crying u knew
#7-go FUCK the nearest guy now, get some self-esteem
#8-REFER BACK TO #4 #4 #4
p.s. I fucking love u and yr crew j-wunder
**for obvious reasons u can't reveal my name, but bitches, ya.know.what.the.fuck.I.mean!.
She needs hospital care asap. Please tell me that women are not really like this.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! I know the perfect guy for that chic! I feel your pain Kev. Been there...
ReplyDeleteI'd be cool being with a crazy bitch that doesn't think I make mistakes. Easy lay, too
ReplyDeleteWho puts a guy named kevin in their phone as jj?
ReplyDeleteHa...reminds me of my ex...crazy bitch! Barrage of messages and calls, man hundreds of missed calls in 3 days, 70 odd huge texts...there are better ways to deal with shit then harassment! Fucking psychos!
ReplyDeleteI'm 99.9% sure it's Christine from Indiana..... True story
ReplyDeletePretty sure this is kevins phone and her name is jj dumbass!
ReplyDeleteis Kevin dead?
ReplyDeleteSounds like my current girlfriend when she's on her monthly, like today. speeches and lectures about stupid shit. i put up with it cause when her 'time' is over, she's normal as normal can be.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit this is my ex!
ReplyDeleteNever stick your dick in crazy.
ReplyDelete