A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.
Tell whatever clever 8th grader made that to come see me at the bar... Oh, hi dipshit! You made that trainwreck excuse for funny? Really? Clever how you ass-raped the dope rap song that I fingerfucked Britni at Sadie Hawkins dance to into a nice addition to your limp-dicked Pinterest account. Say, bitch.. Yeah, I'm still talking to you. Come here and tell me if this drink tastes like roofies.
That should be on a shirt! Front and back!
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Tell whatever clever 8th grader made that to come see me at the bar...
Oh, hi dipshit! You made that trainwreck excuse for funny?
Really?
Clever how you ass-raped the dope rap song that I fingerfucked Britni at Sadie Hawkins dance to into a nice addition to your limp-dicked Pinterest account.
Say, bitch..
Yeah, I'm still talking to you. Come here and tell me if this drink tastes like roofies.
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