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Really? Because just being on every corner wasn't enough? Now we don't even have to wait for the end of granny's eulogy to get a fucking frapuccino! Genius.
this just increases my hatred for the state of South Carolina
ReplyDeleteI wish theyd just attach a bar to one already. Grief doesnt mean you should drink caffiene and stay awake and miserable, it means you need a drink!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
DeleteHell yes
DeleteConsumerism at its finest.
ReplyDeleteWait, what?????
ReplyDeleteReally? Because just being on every corner wasn't enough? Now we don't even have to wait for the end of granny's eulogy to get a fucking frapuccino! Genius.
ReplyDeleteNext up, a funeral home opens inside a bus station. Because any of us could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteFuck Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't a bar be more appropriate?
ReplyDeleteI was born and raised in Easley SC and they do not have a Starbucks......well until this one opens I bet it will be used more than the funeral home!
ReplyDeletehaha because it is in a funeral home there won't be a sign outside? That totally makes sense...haha wtf, random!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather drink an alcohol beverage, than Starbucks
ReplyDeleteI work at a funeral home and we offer our clients FREE tea and coffee...however, I'm Canadian so maybe it's just part of our hospitable attitude.
ReplyDeleteI would love to have one in the funeral home in our town. It sure beats the crappy coke machine and shitty coffee.
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