Wednesday, July 24, 2013

30 People Who Should Have Their Dating Privileges Revoked

via - BuzzFeed


1. This world-renowned expert at TMI.

This world-renowned expert at TMI.

2. This persistent person who thinks your skin looks smooth.

This persistent person who thinks your skin looks smooth.
Source: reddit.com

3. This excellent parent/mathematician.

This excellent parent/mathematician.
Source: mandatory.com

4. Anyone who has way too many abs.

Anyone who has way too many abs.
Source: reddit.com

5. Sex attics, generally.

Sex attics, generally.
Source: reddit.com

6. This insanely optimistic man who is not a fan of Michael Cera.

This insanely optimistic man who is not a fan of Michael Cera.

7. The gentleman who thinks “no” is just a preamble for “yes.”

The gentleman who thinks "no" is just a preamble for "yes."
Source: reddit.com

8. The guy who has a keen but misguided sense of ethics.

The guy who has a keen but misguided sense of ethics.
Source: reddit.com

9. The religious man who tweets at McKayla Maroney 100 times a day.

The religious man who tweets at McKayla Maroney 100 times a day.
Source: reddit.com

10. Pharaoh.

Pharaoh.

11. This cat.

This cat.
Source: reddit.com

12. Anyone who ends their sentences with “text me.”

Anyone who ends their sentences with "text me."
Source: imgur.com

13. Jim H.

Jim H.
Source: reddit.com

14. Anyone who thinks this technique is going to work.

Anyone who thinks this technique is going to work.
Source: reddit.com

15. Anyone who has trouble setting appropriate life goals.

Anyone who has trouble setting appropriate life goals.
Source: mandatory.com

16. Anyone who tries to pull this look off.

Anyone who tries to pull this look off.
With the exception of the actual person pictured who kind of made it work?
Source: i.imgur.com

17. This hilarious jokester.

This hilarious jokester.

18. Anyone who photoshops their “best face” onto all their pictures.

Source: imgur.com
Source: imgur.com
 
Source: imgur.com
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19. Anyone with fantastic areolae.

Anyone with fantastic areolae.
Source: mandatory.com

20. This man in a towel.

This man in a towel.

21. Anyone who gives you this friendship seeking card.

Anyone who gives you this friendship seeking card.
Source: reddit.com

22. The dude with the box of hair in his yard.

The dude with the box of hair in his yard.
Source: mandatory.com

23. Anyone who says “hot spot” and “you Know” in the same sentence.

Anyone who says "hot spot" and "you Know" in the same sentence.

24. Anyone who ever says “Hey ladies,” and then keeps talking.

Anyone who ever says "Hey ladies," and then keeps talking.
Source: imgur.com

25. Any and all practitioners of the karaoke bedroom technique.

Any and all practitioners of the karaoke bedroom technique.
Source: reddit.com

26. This person who unlocked her inner beauty.

This person who unlocked her inner beauty.
Source: reddit.com

27. This master of logic.

This master of logic.
Source: imgur.com

28. Anyone who is doing this with their life.

Anyone who is doing this with their life.

29. *Tilts head*

*Tilts head*
Source: i.imgur.com

30. And this loudmouth.

And this loudmouth.
Source: mandatory.com

7 comments:

Margaret said...

Holy fucking shit those were scary. How the hell do ever expect me to date a stranger ever again?! LMAO Thanks GG!

Anonymous said...

I would highly suggest people stay the hell off okcupid!! LMFAO

WhichWriterWitch said...

If you're going to the trouble to erase all your wrinkles give yourself an upper lip.

qwerty said...

the Michael Cera text is so funny and random!

line said...

I know who #27 is lol

J Green said...

Wtf

Joseph Russo said...

All this being said, your post is - as usual - so relevant, true, well written, acute and lucid. I don't comment on every post you write, I must refrain myself, but you have a diehard fan here. Keep on smiling, but stop apologizing, don't even think about it. Maybe this will shut the mouth to the idiots. Cheers dating blog