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Wednesday, December 4, 2013
That's One Way To Remember The First Time You Had Sex
I have three really good embarrassing stories that I tell in succession in increasing horror.. the final of which ends up with my g/f's mom, I was 16 at the time, walking in on me masturbating on the kitchen floor in front of her daughter... but even then.. I think you have me beat. Your story telling capabilities painted a bright and horrible picture.. thanks.. I think.
This shit was hilarious
ReplyDeleteThat was really you wasnt it??
ReplyDeleteOf course that wasn't true, unless the gf was lying about being a V. No 16 yo V is going to be crazy like that her first time.
ReplyDeleteCall BS, no guy last long enough for multiple positions his 1st time.
ReplyDeleteit could happen considering the pain was a distraction
ReplyDeleteI have three really good embarrassing stories that I tell in succession in increasing horror.. the final of which ends up with my g/f's mom, I was 16 at the time, walking in on me masturbating on the kitchen floor in front of her daughter... but even then.. I think you have me beat. Your story telling capabilities painted a bright and horrible picture.. thanks.. I think.
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