Thursday, June 19, 2014

40 Questions All White People Need To Answer


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1.
Why do white people call guacamole 'guac'?
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why do white people like bearded men and horses so much
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why do white people like comparing arm tans
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WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE LIKE CHEESE SO MUCH
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why do white people like to explore attics?
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Why do white people like the sand Dunes so much?
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why do white people like the woods so much.
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Damn why do white people like pumpkin so much pumpkin pie pumpkin latte etc…
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Why do white people like playing in the snow. Snow is cold.
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Why do white people like Drake so much?
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why do white people like hummus so much. it's literally chick peas
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Wait why do white people like shark week so much?
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Why do white people like candy corn so much. I literally see 7 people in my class eating it
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why do white people like ray ban wayfarers so much smh
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Why do white people like going to abandon houses or other places like have you not seen horror movies
17.
Why do white people like putting their bare feet on the dashboard
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Why do white people like to pick their own strawberries so much?
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Why do white people like to cuddle so much during storms?
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Why do white people like nutella so much
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Why do white people like kissing dogs in the mouth? Acting like it's good luck or something
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what is a "color run" and why do white people like them so much
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Why do white people like to hunt ghosts?
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why do white people like avocados so much
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Why do white people like Christmas music so much that shit gets annoying
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Why do white people like that Thrift Shop song so much?
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why do white people love hot glue
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so why do white people love full house so much idgi
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WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE MAKE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT FOR THEIR PETS
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why do white people put their kids on leashes
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why do white people love mason jars
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why do white people love the beach so much.. yall are always fucking there i dont get it
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Why do white people dance like this though
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Why do white people say "idear" instead of idea? Where in the fuck is there an "r" in that word
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WTF is gluten exactly and why do white people hate it so much
36.
why do white people love 'turn down for what' so much
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why do white people love cooking with beer so much
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Why do white people always say "have a good one" have a good what?
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Why do white people gotta be climbing everything.
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why do white people say "for Pete's sake"??? Who is Pete?
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28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do black people hate so much white people ?

Danette McAvoy said...

Damn. I thought I wasn't white, then you threw that nutella shit in there.

Anonymous said...

I am a perfect example of almost all of these.

Anonymous said...

Idk, maybe that slavery thing?

Anonymous said...

Why do black people think they're so funny? Why do black people name their kids RIDICULOUS made up names. Shaquanda, Shokeisha... Why do black people think it's ok to talk crap about white people but not ok the other way around? Why do black people think it's cute to purposely mispronounce words? Why do black people talk so much ish about while people...as IF they can afford to with their fake hair that everyone knows is fake and be fat as pigs but wear expensive tight clothing and as long as their nails and hair is "DID" think they look good? How come you hardly see any black women at the gym? How come black people don't do more outdoor things like camping and fishing but make fun of while people for enjoying healthy activities? Is it because they are so busy with their drama? How come black people cuss at their kids and think it's cute? How come black people go to a children's birthday party and make it about the adults, drinking and blasting adult music? How come black people talk about white people getting tans but don't want white people talking about their ashyness? There are plenty more. Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

Um, cuz yeah, you were a slave. Moron

Anonymous said...

lol, this nigga too tight right now. #imdead

emptynest in CO said...

Answers:
1. Why do white people call guacamole 'guac'? Answer: Why do black people call neighborhood, "the hood"?
2. why do white people like bearded men and horses so much. Answer: Are you secretly watching an old western? If so, you know the answer.
3. why do white people like comparing arm tans. Answer: Because comparing leg tans would be considered inappropriate.
4. Why do white people like cheese so much. Answer: Because it's better than fat back.
5. Question: why do white people like to explore attics? Answer: Because there may be valuables up there and we're not scared.
6. Why do white people like the sand Dunes so much? Answer: Why do black people like parties so much?
7. Why do white people like Kiss? Answer: Why do black people like Snoop Dog?
8. why do white people like the woods so much. Answer: Because that's where the secret white people meetings are held. shhh
9.Damn why do white people like pumpkin so much pumpkin pie pumpkin latte etc... Answer: Why do black people love vanilla so much? Vanilla ice cream, vanilla cake etc...
10. Why do white people like playing in the snow. Snow is cold. Answer: You would rather we play in the dirt?
11. Why do white people like Drake so much? Answer: Drake? I'll take a stab at it...Drake's cakes are good. Does that answer your question?
12. why do white people like hummus so much. it's literally chick peas. Answer: Why do black people love chitterlings so much? It's literally pig intestines.
13. Wait why do white people like shark week so much? Answer: Wait. You know more about it than I do. What is it?
14 Why do white people like candy corn so much. I literally see 7 people in my class eating it. Answer: Why do black people like potato chips so much?
15. why do white people like ray ban wayfarers so much smh. Answer: Wait. What? Maybe if you stop shaking your head you can think more clearly.
16. Why do white people like going to abandon houses or other places like have you not seen horror movies. Answer: Ok read this answer slowly...Because we know horror movies are not REAL...
17. Why do white people like putting their bare feet on the dashboard. Answer: Are they cute feet or ugly feet? I don't get the question.
18. Why do white people like to pick their own strawberries so much? Answer: Dumbest question award.
19. Question: Why do white people like to cuddle so much during storms? Answer: When you lose your virginity you'll understand.
20. Question: Why do white people like nutella so much. Answer: It's a German thing. European. Why do black people like Congo drums?

emptynest in CO said...

21. Why do white people like kissing dogs in the mouth? Acting like it's good luck or something. Answer: Kudos for this being the best and truest white people question.
22.what is a "color run" and why do white people like them so much Answer: It's a race. All races love races.
23.Why do white people like to hunt ghosts? Answer: Ok, just because you've never seen black people hunting them doesn't mean ALL of us are that stupid.
24. why do white people like avocados so much Answer: Why do black people like watermelon so much? C'mon now.
25. Why do white people like Christmas music so much that shit gets annoying. Answer: Because it's better than rap.
26. Why do white people like that Thrift Shop song so much? Answer: Can you give me a hint? Hum a few bars?
27. why do white people love hot glue Answer: It's a CRAFT tool... you know, for the artistic and talented.?
28. so why do white people love full house so much idgi Answer: Where are you people getting your information? idgi.
29. WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE MAKE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT FOR THEIR PETS Answer: Why do black people all wear the same color to the club and then take pictures? Is it a contest?
30. why do white people put their kids on leashes Answer: The sixties called? Ooh, I don't think you want to go THERE.
31. Question: why do white people love mason jars Answer: Let me guess. You're from Arkansas, right?
32. Question: why do white people love the beach so much.. yall are always fucking there i dont get it. Answer: Why do black people love sippin' on gin n juice and writin' songs about it? I'd rather be at the beach.
33. Question: Why do white people dance like this though. Answer: She must have taken Snoops advice.
34. Question: Why do white people say "idear" instead of idea? Where in the fuck is there an "r" in that word. Answer: It's a New York thing. Why do black people leave the S off of plural or possessive words? "I stay at KAREN house". You shouldn't have gone down the grammar road.
35. WTF is gluten exactly and why do white people hate it so much. Answer: a substance in cereal grains, especially wheat, that is responsible for the elastic texture of dough. A mixture of two proteins, it causes illness in people with celiac disease and we hate it because we are edumacated.
36. why do white people love 'turn down for what' so much Answer: Because it's not by black people.
37. why do white people love cooking with beer so much. Answer: Why do black people love cooking with ham hocks?
38. Why do white people always say "have a good one" have a good what? Answer: It's a secret code among White people that means, have a good day and I hope you don't have to socialize with a lot of black people.
39. Why do white people gotta be climbing everything. Answer: We're trying to get away from you.
40. why do white people say "for Pete's sake"??? Who is Pete? Answer: Because it's not ghetto.

Anonymous said...

I love this. This is awesome i laughed a lot. Probably THE best response ever. Down the grammer road, go you should not.

Anonymous said...

#16 Is easy. I have seen a horror movie and the black person is normally the first to die :P

Anonymous said...

Their rant, and yours is exactly what is the fuck wrong with this country. I think ignorant assholes come in all colors. Congratufuckinglations Dick!! P.s. and I'm white.. Blond hair, blue eyes, big boobs.. Oh yeah, and my name's Amber..

MIKEY MADNESS said...

Hmm. I don't understand why some people are getting upset...considering some of these were written by white people as you can tell by the profile pictures. And yes...I said "some people."

Anonymous said...

True story

Anonymous said...

Omg totally agree!!

Anonymous said...

I think he/she's just trying to be funny or he/she's a little slow. Those questions for white people are funny.

emptynest in CO said...

The questions for white people were mostly stupid. And yes, I was being funny.

Anonymous said...

So, uh Amber...what's your number? I figure this is an easy hit.

emptynest in CO said...

LOL...Ok, so it is true... a lot of times, the Black person is the first to go. Ok, white folks...when you go to "scary" places, take a black person with you. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Hey Mikey Madness, what's wrong? Can dish it out but you can't take it? The only one getting upset that I can see is you.

emptynest in CO said...

Thanks for the support, Yoda. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Before you were trying to be funny you should have done your homework.

Anonymous said...

I love you emptynest. 👍

Anonymous said...

Why do white people love mason jars so much?

Moonshine.

Beards?

Manliness.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the untrue equality today, whether its on purpose or not its still there in certain areas

emptynest in CO said...

ok, mr/ms anonymous. I can almost guarantee I am older than your mother. YOU do your homework.

emptynest in CO said...

Well I think I love you too, Anonymous June 23rd. wink, wink

Anonymous said...

Some of those questions were asked by white and Latinos not just black people. If you care to look at the profile picture.