Tuesday, December 2, 2014

10 Of The Worst People You’ll See On Airplanes This Holiday Season


1. The “I’m in First Class so go fuck yourself” dick.

The "I'm in First Class so go fuck yourself" dick.

2. The “I will ride my air bicycle in the aisle if I want to” dick.

The "I will ride my air bicycle in the aisle if I want to" dick.

3. The “I forgot to wear clothing” dick.

The "I forgot to wear clothing" dick.

4. The “I’m ready for my close-up” dick.

The "I'm ready for my close-up" dick.

5. The “I need to air out my sweaty shoes in an enclosed cabin” dick.

The "I need to air out my sweaty shoes in an enclosed cabin" dick.

6. The “I can’t follow simple instructions” dick.

The "I can't follow simple instructions" dick.

7. The “Of course the airplane floor is a perfect crib for my baby” dick.

The "Of course the airplane floor is a perfect crib for my baby" dick.

8. The “I don’t give a shit who has to clean up my newspaper hoard” dick.

The "I don't give a shit who has to clean up my newspaper hoard" dick.

9. The “I really can’t be bothered to flush the toilet” dick.

The "I really can't be bothered to flush the toilet" dick.

10. The “I don’t care if people eat off of these things” dick.

The "I don't care if people eat off of these things" dick.

Lesson: Don’t be a dick this holiday season.



via - BuzzFeed

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Omg... You mean you're actually still blogging? Since their were no blog posts between Nov 8th and now, I thought you quit. WTF J. Wunder