Tuesday, January 6, 2015

30 Things That Start To Happen When You’re Almost 30

1. You know that if it’s past 8 p.m. and you’re not already out, you’re NOT going out.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
Sorry, I already have plans with Bravo reruns.

2. These signs make you officially feel like a fossil.

3. You shudder when you realize college was 10 YEARS AGO.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
Remember *sniff* not having *wipes away tear* class on Fridays? *open sobbing*

4. Hangovers not only last longer, but INTENSIFY AS THE DAY GOES ON.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
NoooOOOOOoooooooooo what is happening to me.

5. Celebrity kids are now SO grown up.

Celebrity kids are now SO grown up.
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Yep, Britney has a 9-year-old and an 8-year-old.

6. You realize it’s always worth it to pay more for the direct flight.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
I will cut back on other expenses, just PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME CONNECT THROUGH ATLANTA.

7. Comfortable shoes seem more and more attractive.

Comfortable shoes seem more and more attractive.

8. You dread New Year’s Eve more than death itself.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
The crowds! The having-to-stay-up-late! The “Am I having enough fun as I *should* be having??” AHHHH PRESSURE

9. You lose the ability to digest the dollar menu.

*swigs directly from Pepto-Bismol bottle*

10. Every party you go to now includes at least one baby.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

11. Your childhood is now for sale at vintage stores.

12. This:


13. You stop being romantic about having your own business cards.

14. You voluntarily buy kale.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
It’s good for you and it tastes g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ OK.

15. Hello, pimples and wrinkles at the same time!

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

16. You and your friends talk openly about pooping.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

17. You don’t know who any YouTube stars are.

You don't know who any YouTube stars are.
Who are these people the teens keep referencing??

18. Crafting starts to sound a lot more appealing.

You can do it on your couch!

19. “Being cozy” starts to supplant all other interests.

Yes, this Snuggie IS unironic, thank you.

20. Your back hurts when you do strenous tasks, like getting out of bed in the morning.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

21. You witness your First Facebook Divorce.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
And it’s either ugly, or so subtle you almost missed it.

22. You stop freaking out when you don’t have plans on a Saturday night.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
Early twenties: I’m staying in tonight and I’m such a loser and no one likes me.
Now: FINALLY!!

23. Pants without actual waistbands become your top sartorial priority.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

24. Everything is now being marketed to people way younger than you.

Everything is now being marketed to people way younger than you.

25. You realize you’ve started ordering what your mom orders at the bar.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
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Chardonnay? Pinot grigio? Don’t mind if I do!

26. You’re truly horrified by the length of time you’ve been paying your student loans vs. how much of a dent you’ve made in your principal.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

27. Happy hour becomes “would rather be at home” hour.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
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28. Teen slang enrages you.

29. College kids start to look like small children to you.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30

30. Your life has generally calmed down a little, and you’re totally OK with that.

30 Things That Start To Happen When You're Almost 30
We can’t be 21 forever!
via - BuzzFeed

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