Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Oh, You're Offended? Sorry, Not Sorry.





What the fuck is up with sensitive ass motherfuckers these days? Like, for reals.

You know people, I've been blogging for almost 9-10 years now, along with running a fan page for Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for a hot minute. The entertainment I want to give is endless at times!

And for those that follow me, y'all know I LOVE it! Shit gives me a chubby at least 4 days a week, 3 times a fucking day. And for someone who writes for fun and post pics for entertainment, my main goal is to ALWAYS make sure I can at least make one of you motherfuckers laugh. Doing so not only reminds me that I did my job BUT, made someone's fucking day...especially after dealing with a shitty one. Laughter is the best medicine. Can I get an AMEN?!

Someone like myself who doesn't take social networking to the extreme, the one thing I gotta say is that some cats take this shit like it's life or death. Truth.

For example, on my Facebook Fan Page, I have close to 250K followers. Some have been with me since the very beginning. Some fans are fairly new and digging the fuck out of what I post. And THEN, there are some (like 2%) who are clueless as fuck and need to hit that "UNLIKE" button...like, immediately. It's that certain small percentage that is wrong with our goddamn society. It's all fun and games until YOU dislike something and act as if it's the end of the fucking world. SMH.

I have NEVER understood people who like a page, love everything about it UNTIL they see a post they don't like or agree with, then get all offended and shit bc someone had to post something you didn't agree with. You for real, motherfucker? Stop bullshittin'.

How in the living fuck could you like a page and be offended by what is posted? You realize the page you're on, motherfucker?! That's like me hiring a hooker and giving her hand shakes and high fives and not fucking or getting a reach-around...it makes no goddamn sense. If you're so offended and acting like a little bitch, why say anything? Does it bug you THAT much that it ruins your day? Because guess what? It's the fucking Internet, asshole. You know what I do if I follow something that I don't like? I don't respond bc it's either 1) Not funny, 2) Not my thing or 3) So stupid that it really isn't worth my time, a "Like" or better yet, a fucking response.

I never understood these motherfuckers. They laugh and "LIKE" all the shit someone post, but as soon as something is posted that they're guilty of or isn't to their liking...oh shit...watch out! We got a bad ass over here who is mad as fuck, y'all!

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT!

You serious right now? That's like going to Pornhub.com and expecting to see some Christian Mingle shit, people.

Here's an idea: go to Home Depot and buy yourself a shit ton of wood, build a bridge then get the fuck over yourself.

Some of you Internet lovers who have nothing better to do need to lighten the fuck up and find something better to do with your goddamn time. Like maybe find a fucking job or figure out who the fuck your baby daddy is. Straight up. Hobbies are nice too.

Too many times (lucky for me, not much on my pages), I see this shit happening. Sensitive ass bitches crying about jokes. You that upset, fuckmouth? Realize, you tripping over nothing not only makes you look like a fool, but the biggest Monkey Mouth Bitch for FOLLOWING the person you're hating on. That's called "Trolling" for you folks behind the times.

It's the Internet, people. For fucks sake, your life isn't at fucking risk. You think you're that fucking special that people and their pics or post should cater to you? Fuck that! Welcome to the world of jokes and real world shit that a majority of people don't talk about but are thinking.

It boggles my degenerate fucking mind that instead of worrying about shit that happens in our daily lives, more people are worried about what the "Suck My Dick, You Cock Sucking Whore" fan page posted last week at 5:10pm. You've been a fan since 2014, motherfucker. What the fuck do you think was going to be posted on a page that has the phrase, "Cock Sucking Whore"? Jesus Christ cumming on a fucking cracker. Wake the fuck up!!!!

I know I sound like a broken record but c'mon, fam...why do some of y'all take shit to the Nth degree? It's the Internet. If you don't like shit, then ignore it. Turn the other fucking cheek. Go to the gym. Post a selfie. No one gives two fucks why you're offended...especially if you're guilty of being a fan. Do you hear me knocking? Then let me in, bitch!

Chill out and lighten the fuck up. There's more shit to worry about than you being offended about meaningless fucking shit. Unless your ass is the Pope, calm the fuck down, motherfucker. Everyone got jokes. It's just that sometimes, not everyone is gonna see eye to eye. And you know what?

That's alright.

No go in peace and offend somebody.

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