tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post4171026557597694769..comments2023-06-20T07:25:53.330-07:00Comments on Ghetto Genius: I'll Take a #1...with a McSlashingUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-80279728152574536082013-05-23T17:00:04.371-07:002013-05-23T17:00:04.371-07:00damn, McD's just brings out the hero in folks ...damn, McD's just brings out the hero in folks these daysDanielle T.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-56721535089931822472013-03-29T08:39:50.167-07:002013-03-29T08:39:50.167-07:00Man, I got mugged a couple years ago. I was walkin...Man, I got mugged a couple years ago. I was walking home from the bus stop after work in my Tupac shirt, my hat that said 'Hustla', and fake gold chains, (I know, I know), and some cat jumps out his car and walks up like he needs directions or some shit. Me being the ever helpful lady that I am, smiled and asked him what he needed. That's when he grabbed my purse. We tug o warred that shit for like 3 minutes until, finally, he pulled a wrench out his back pocket and hit me in the face. That's when I was like 'Hell, take my goddamn purse with my phone and my rent money and my I.D. and basically all my life in it. Just don't hurt my beautiful face no more'. As the kid was running back to his car I could here the gang leader/initiator driver of the car say 'She dropped something!Go back and pick it up!' It was my one of my door knocker earrings and my hustler hat, which had fallen off in the struggle. I said, 'That's just my hustla hat! You got my purse! Just move the fuck around already!' That would be the image from that night that stuck with me. Me, a half white half Chicana girl, standing in the middle of the street with one earring on and a bunch of fake gold chains, yelling 'that's just my hustla hat!'. <br />After I flagged down someone and called the cops, two middle aged drunk white guys walked up and said 'Well, we saw it going down but we thought it was a domestic disturbance and didn't want to be nosy'. What the fuck?! Anyway, that's my 'society don't give a fuck story'.<br />xoxo<br />La PozoleraAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139058967760005948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-47577867387918887002013-03-26T18:15:03.704-07:002013-03-26T18:15:03.704-07:00Hells yesHells yesAgsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-89773714309423633872013-03-24T23:18:49.480-07:002013-03-24T23:18:49.480-07:00They should have given you that food!They should have given you that food!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-21042001676017988582013-03-24T23:15:05.128-07:002013-03-24T23:15:05.128-07:00This.This.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-36333238183056974082013-03-15T12:05:49.976-07:002013-03-15T12:05:49.976-07:00I like all the people who talk shit and post as an...I like all the people who talk shit and post as anonymous. If you have big balls to talk shit show your name lol.Sarah G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15332073040316778180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-29772476741692604772013-03-04T13:28:58.613-08:002013-03-04T13:28:58.613-08:00Sounds like they provide the same type of training...Sounds like they provide the same type of training for McDonald's employees as they do for kids who volunteer to be test subjects for products that would otherwise be used on rats and chimps. Solid battle scar though. Did they get your order right at least? If that didn't happen I'd have started flipping tables.JerzzeeFreshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-27381526737163380902013-03-04T12:51:18.982-08:002013-03-04T12:51:18.982-08:00So basically just a ball hair from how the main ki...So basically just a ball hair from how the main kid died in Stand By MeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-36213335316213148542013-03-03T00:12:38.688-08:002013-03-03T00:12:38.688-08:00Thats waz up. You stepped up and that's what c...Thats waz up. You stepped up and that's what counts. You have integrity Bro.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12346890546937592615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-73719862500481733012013-03-01T20:18:18.511-08:002013-03-01T20:18:18.511-08:00And that's why I read this blog, real ass mofo...And that's why I read this blog, real ass mofos who ain't afraid to handle a situation!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-60669282947369522013-03-01T12:04:34.900-08:002013-03-01T12:04:34.900-08:00Fake as fuckFake as fuckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-46646955367263017002013-03-01T11:14:23.203-08:002013-03-01T11:14:23.203-08:00Chics dig hotties with scars, at least I do..and t...Chics dig hotties with scars, at least I do..and the story's hot too. You didn't just stand there like a fuckin moron as most would do, that's a real man.Lacynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-79098526579961781832013-03-01T10:43:30.572-08:002013-03-01T10:43:30.572-08:00Lookin' hot J-wun !!Lookin' hot J-wun !! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-63097018837000375462013-03-01T10:43:11.947-08:002013-03-01T10:43:11.947-08:00I think you handled it pretty well. Got my own fuc...I think you handled it pretty well. Got my own fucked up mcd story but not this good. <br /><br />So, this dumb mother fucker in a new BMW pulls up behind us, a car load of drunk mother fuckers who, for maybe the first time in history, have procured a DD. <br /><br />We're waiting for our order when this dick starts laying on the horn after approximately 30 seconds. I asked the bitches at mcd's to tell him hold his fuckin horses but of course they did absolutely jack shit about it. After another 30 seconds this dude decides ramming his car into us at low speeds was the answer to getting his fry fix right fucking now. <br /><br />Well, being a bad bitch and intoxicated I naturally gtfo of the truck to the chorus of screams to stop from my mates. Disregarding my own safety, I step over to his vehicle, and through the sunroof we have the following conversation (of which this is a vague approximation, due to alcohol consumption):<br /><br />Me: Are you aware you've just hit our vehicle?<br />Him: *eyes narrowing in hatred and disdain* YEAH BITCH, WHAT?!<br />M: I see... I'm gonna go out on a fucking limb and guess you're drunk?<br />H: *eyes widen in obvious fear, realizing what a fucking idiot he is* ......yeah, but...<br />M: Well guess what shithead, me too but we have a fucking DD, and have already called the cops! <br /><br />At this point he starts apologizing profusely, mcd employees are hanging out of all three drive through windows, and the 3 cars stacked up behind me are watching this shit happen.<br /><br />Me: Here's how this is going down. The cops are on their way, and you aren't getting any food tonight. Hope it was worth it asshole!<br /><br />Fear grips him as he realizes he completely fucked himself, and is trapped in a drive thru with cars on all sides. <br /><br />Forgetting all sensibility, he attempts to jump the curb in his sporty lil beamer. Much to our amusement, the ground effects under both doors are immediately ripped off 3/4 of the way.<br /><br />As he peels out of the parking lot, screaming like a mad man, sparks fly from the dragging bits of his car and disappear into the night.<br /><br />At this point we are some hungry, drunk, pissed off mother fuckers and just wanna get out of this mcdonalds before anything else happens. I let them know to have the cops call us at home if they catch him and we roll the fuck out. <br /><br />Before we can make it across the street, the cops are calling to have me identify this drunk bastard. "Irate 30-something man, silver bmw, ground effects spewing sparks?? Yep, we got him." In the background I can hear him screaming at the cops and the officer has to let me go to give his buddy back up. I like to imagine this shit stain was tased. <br /><br />Our car was fine, and we didn't feel like pressing any charges since this guy was going to have a shitty enough life in the future without any help from me.<br /><br />Moral of the story, don't fuck around and go to jail for some fast food.Laura Shamblinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-32978824198025089702013-03-01T10:35:40.940-08:002013-03-01T10:35:40.940-08:00Something happened like that near a mcd's by m...Something happened like that near a mcd's by myself except the dude died , he came out the mens restroom someone stabbed him in the neck , my mom tried to stop the bleeding and shit and he was alive when we left but NO one at mcd's tried to do shit , eventually they made the guy go outside cause he was bleeding all over the place untill the medics came ,we later found out he died, dunno if his family ended up sueing mcd's or not but i fucking would have it was over 100 degree's out and this guy has a hole in his neck and they made him go sit on the curbAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254289942185784938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-88747058070353275222013-03-01T10:19:50.096-08:002013-03-01T10:19:50.096-08:00As did I. As did I. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-92213341417169222112013-03-01T09:47:34.622-08:002013-03-01T09:47:34.622-08:00Imagine if they put mayo on your fuckin chicken? T...Imagine if they put mayo on your fuckin chicken? Talk about a shitty week going irreparable.Evol StepMotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05056107821284197665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-68176498252036303632013-03-01T09:45:36.888-08:002013-03-01T09:45:36.888-08:00We need more people like you, GG. We need more people like you, GG. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-41879902639369516832013-03-01T09:33:56.868-08:002013-03-01T09:33:56.868-08:00You Still Look Cute :)You Still Look Cute :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371995117190454940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-6381031753120528852013-03-01T09:29:42.615-08:002013-03-01T09:29:42.615-08:00he craft-knifed your ass!he craft-knifed your ass!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-9225279426192233622013-03-01T09:29:40.476-08:002013-03-01T09:29:40.476-08:00But u did that shit like a mfkn BOSSBut u did that shit like a mfkn BOSSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-33015187243357433622013-03-01T09:20:07.077-08:002013-03-01T09:20:07.077-08:00PreachPreachAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-70081718453542501362013-03-01T09:13:26.954-08:002013-03-01T09:13:26.954-08:00@Melissa - maybe he shouldn't have tried to do...@Melissa - maybe he shouldn't have tried to dodge it so the guy could have gotten him really good so it looked like a real knife wound and he could have lost an eye or died. Idiot. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-50126357412890086942013-03-01T09:10:48.507-08:002013-03-01T09:10:48.507-08:00Hahahaha...seriously I was ShockedHahahaha...seriously I was ShockedMrs.Aleman84https://www.blogger.com/profile/16271028942889742969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-19392052612456363832013-03-01T09:07:07.926-08:002013-03-01T09:07:07.926-08:00I'm still trying to figure out what the hell h...I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he used to get that type of mark on your face. Looks like a scratch from a chick fight.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06938713395809010358noreply@blogger.com