tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post5100740257030550881..comments2023-06-20T07:25:53.330-07:00Comments on Ghetto Genius: Ring of FireUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-62818300964087619812012-05-07T13:48:03.893-07:002012-05-07T13:48:03.893-07:00Use diaper rash cream it worksUse diaper rash cream it worksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-84921469948869836562012-05-01T14:11:12.735-07:002012-05-01T14:11:12.735-07:00Doc, we appreciate all the time you spend on our w...Doc, we appreciate all the time you spend on our website. You have a lot to say! You should totally start your own blog!L-Trainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593977811981296970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-34220846139413330722012-05-01T12:20:27.854-07:002012-05-01T12:20:27.854-07:00I can't stop laughing... Sorry for your lossI can't stop laughing... Sorry for your lossAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-59133602257314175052012-05-01T06:46:54.688-07:002012-05-01T06:46:54.688-07:00Aloe Vera or Witch Hazel will help relieve the not...Aloe Vera or Witch Hazel will help relieve the not so niceness going on with your sting ring trust me when I say I feel your pain lmaoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267544763571649163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-78963837496197443172012-04-30T20:45:24.737-07:002012-04-30T20:45:24.737-07:00Lmao I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit E...Lmao I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit EVERRRRRRR!!!! Cottonelle Aloe Vera toilet wipes & eat dairy. Will cut the "butt pee" down! Good LuckAlexisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-66345471407829242992012-04-30T18:43:52.024-07:002012-04-30T18:43:52.024-07:00Forget Desitin and Vaseline. BUTT PASTE, and yes i...Forget Desitin and Vaseline. BUTT PASTE, and yes it's literally called that, will work wonders. It's in the baby aisle. I used to clean my son's but with it when he had severe diaper rashes and when his but hole would be sore from severe constipation. I agree with others who recommend you wash it with water everytime. But afterwards squeeze a very generous amount of the Butt Paste onto a clean rag and wipe it onto your asshole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-38631064590944466942012-04-30T15:16:05.548-07:002012-04-30T15:16:05.548-07:00Doc here:
Are you in Thailand, fag-boy?
Cuz when I...Doc here:<br />Are you in Thailand, fag-boy?<br />Cuz when I was there, I ate ass-burning pad Thai..<br />Yeah, extra spicy. Which any stomach not genetically predisposed to eating dog or camel should leave alone...<br />Anyway, when my ass was on fire, and I was getting sucked off by the "prettiest lady-boy in Pattaya beach, muthafuckah!" he/she just spit-shined my asshole with coconut milk... Soothing for the burn, and instantly got my Balls to burp up hot-semen on those fake eyelashes with knee-weakening aplomb.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-56488083200825700312012-04-30T15:05:40.984-07:002012-04-30T15:05:40.984-07:00Follow these directions. In this order. 1) wash wi...Follow these directions. In this order. 1) wash with cool water only. No soap. 2) pat dry 3) apply anal ease. No I'm not fucking kidding. It's a numbing medication specifically designed for that area. 4) wait for the body to absorb it then apply desitin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-18766283007091783452012-04-30T12:20:37.921-07:002012-04-30T12:20:37.921-07:00Bag Balm, don't be shy, use that shit. Everywh...Bag Balm, don't be shy, use that shit. Everywhere it hurts. You'll be good as new in no time!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-61096482524779766972012-04-30T12:05:39.777-07:002012-04-30T12:05:39.777-07:00DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT PUT PREP H PADS ON YOUR...DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT PUT PREP H PADS ON YOUR ASSHOLE AT THIS POINT! Your skin is raw, and if you do that, you'll be using the last penny to your name hunting down the mutha-effer who told you to do it. Having been in the same situation on top of being a mother (and we all know how nasty kids can get), wash your heiny with water each time you shit - just water and your hand. Lightly pat it dry. Eat TONS of starchy foods to bind you up (bread, mashed potatoes, bananas, et cetera) and drink tons of water too. Since you have a dinner party, you can do all the above and take some Pepto too. Desitin would have helped if you would have used it sooner, but since your skin is probably raw, it might burn too. So instead, rub some plain petroleum jelly on there too. And for fuck's sake, go home before you get all your coworkers sick from putting your anus everywhere! If you get them sick and they're out of work, you have to do more work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-15919304285270277842012-04-30T11:55:30.857-07:002012-04-30T11:55:30.857-07:00I know exactly how you feel. I've had my assh...I know exactly how you feel. I've had my asshole so red and hot, you could have lit a cigar off it. I hope you get relief soon. That sucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-66850354916374097162012-04-30T11:53:59.998-07:002012-04-30T11:53:59.998-07:00Okay, don't ask how I know this, baby.....but,...Okay, don't ask how I know this, baby.....but, you know that nipple nibblers shit you get at the sex store???? That shit is amazing!!!!! It will work. If not, the prep h pads to go for hemmohoids will do the trick at soothing. And you can even clean your ass with them instead of tp!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-66859587512943321222012-04-30T11:51:23.772-07:002012-04-30T11:51:23.772-07:00A butt plug should hold that shit in. Extra large ...A butt plug should hold that shit in. Extra large so it doesn't slide out with the poo. You. Are. Welcome.Roxannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-63690792846217023192012-04-30T11:49:46.502-07:002012-04-30T11:49:46.502-07:00I know this isnt a joke as u say but mutha fuck th...I know this isnt a joke as u say but mutha fuck thats hilarious!jennifer curdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-71802692517015325802012-04-30T11:43:17.005-07:002012-04-30T11:43:17.005-07:00Hello, :) I don't know how to help your butt f...Hello, :) I don't know how to help your butt from burning other than rinsing it. Don't necessarily wash it just rinse it with luke warm water :) And this I learned at the hospital stay from birthing my child. Simethicone will help in the going to the bathroom. It will help your stomach and not make you poop so much. Preferably tablets. Take two or three, I think you can even take four, lol. But don't go crazy, lol. :) If you're not familiar with Simiethicone, just ask your local drug store/pharmacist to point you in the direction towards it. :) I hope you are eased from pain quickly :) I hope this helped :)APathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16735245222697745225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-26142457654292322402012-04-30T11:43:03.062-07:002012-04-30T11:43:03.062-07:00were you that drunk that you forgot you were white...were you that drunk that you forgot you were white?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1189966883350696402.post-11219315250923454622012-04-30T11:39:07.469-07:002012-04-30T11:39:07.469-07:00Ice Cream is your friend, keep it simple.... vanil...Ice Cream is your friend, keep it simple.... vanilla or chocalate... eat it, and if you need instant relief.. coat your anus with it.. you anus is raw and the toxins and spices are leaving your body.... only other thing would be to buy a tube of DESTIN for babies and coat your asshole!!!! Ice cream, you scream.. your anus with love you if you eat ice cream...lol!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com