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Monday, December 13, 2010
I said more fudge!!!
A Canadian woman pleaded guilty to biting a police officer when she resisted arrest after causing a disturbance at a McDonald’s over the amount of hot fudge on her sundae!
According to reports, 33-year-old Elaine Emter was sentenced to 18 months of probation and 40 hours of community service on Thursday, after admitting to the violent incident at an Alberta McDonald’s over a food order.
She reportedly became enraged after her drive-thru ice cream sundae order didn’t have enough hot fudge. But when she confronted McDonald’s employees, they refused to exchange it without a receipt.
When officers arrived, she was”in their faces” shouting at them, and was told she would be taken into custody of disturbance charges. That’s when she resisted arrest and officers had to put her in a choke hold, prompting her to bite one of they.
Police were eventually able to subdue her after using a stun gun twice.
My thoughts: Don't mess with a bitch and her ice cream! Just sayin'.
Stun gun??? Twice??? Please. Wrong!!! They punched me eight times. Where's the camcorder when you need one?
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