A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Text Message of the Day
(205): Get over here. It's an emergency. I just realized I haven't had my mouth on a penis in over 2 weeks. Get over here.
Wouldn't it be better if it said I haven't swallowed in two weeks?
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