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Friday, July 15, 2011

9-1-1 Call of the Day

Dispatcher: "9-1-1 What’s your emergency?”
 
Caller: “Please help me, a bunch of people have broken into my house and are trying to kill me!”

Dispatcher: “Ma'am, please calm down. What is your name?”
 
Caller: “Casey Anthony“

(10 second silence)
 
Dispatcher: “Okay Miss Anthony try to remain calm, a police officer will be there in 31 days."


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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Someone take this bitch out and take her out with an AK-47

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  2. AnonymousMay 3, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    Haha let her rott! !

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2014 at 9:50 PM

    Man you people have a big mouth.
    And probably a dick of reciprocate size

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