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O-M-G!!! This is the first time in my life that I have physically wanted to tell someone... to go kill yourself. He sounds like a psycho and a DEFINITE pedifile(sp?) . I'm effing creeped out!! Lmfao!!
Holy hell it's my dream man, because I have an overwhelming desire to end up dead in a ditch... My god this guy is scary in a Craigslist post now imagine in real life... Not good..
Ok, this guy totally sounds like he is definitely is jamie gumm from. silence of the lambs....sounds like he is trying to make himself a female skin suit....this fucker is def crayyyyyy!
Oh wow, I hope this is a joke, I don't know any one like that, someone above suggested an Amish girl or dog, but even Amish girls have hobbies like quilting, and dogs like other things like bury bones and chase squirrels!
I almost feel bad for the guy. But I totally have a friend like this. It could be him writing the ad for all I know!
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ReplyDeletesounds like he needs to invest in one of those life dolls...
ReplyDeleteO-M-G!!! This is the first time in my life that I have physically wanted to tell someone... to go kill yourself. He sounds like a psycho and a DEFINITE pedifile(sp?) . I'm effing creeped out!! Lmfao!!
ReplyDeleteI think I have dated this guy before...for like 5 minutes. Screw that!
ReplyDeleteCrazy Fucker!!!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww
ReplyDeleteHoly Fuck, that is one dude who will be alone FOREVER!!
ReplyDeleteWow. He's a serial killer in the making! I call it!
ReplyDeleteHaha awful. This guy needs a former Amish girl who ran away from home.
ReplyDeleteHoly hell it's my dream man, because I have an overwhelming desire to end up dead in a ditch... My god this guy is scary in a Craigslist post now imagine in real life... Not good..
ReplyDeleteThis guy should date a dog or something like that
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God!
This guy is creepy as hell! I bet he keeps all the girls that met him in his basement wearing little girl clothes. Freak!
'..whichever way you'd like to say it.'
ReplyDeleteAnd that was the GOOD??????????
I am slowly losing faith in humanity
ReplyDeleteWords of a true politician
ReplyDeleteOk, this guy totally sounds like he is definitely is jamie gumm from. silence of the lambs....sounds like he is trying to make himself a female skin suit....this fucker is def crayyyyyy!
ReplyDeleteBlank stare -__-
ReplyDeleteLmao creeper
ReplyDeleteThey puts the lotion in the basket...lmao
ReplyDeleteOh wow, I hope this is a joke, I don't know any one like that, someone above suggested an Amish girl or dog, but even Amish girls have hobbies like quilting, and dogs like other things like bury bones and chase squirrels!
ReplyDeleteGeez. What this guy really wants is a girl with a serious brain injury and an IQ of about 15. Creeeeeeepy!
ReplyDeleteWow. Well at least he's honest about what he wants! Lol
ReplyDeleteWhich is why he is still single. Here's hoping he stays that way!
DeleteReminds me of my ex husband.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there are any unsolved murders of overweight young white women in his state?
ReplyDeletewhat he needs is a girl in a coma then he will live happliy ever after
ReplyDeleteIf you are willing to date a man, I have someone who fits all the descriptions
ReplyDeleteIm scared ... I hope this is a joke..
ReplyDeleteHi there little sick dude,
ReplyDeleteSay hello to "Miss Lefty"! All she needs is some lipstick and a tube of lube (for his "hand puppet").
Oops! That's right, no makeup allowed. Sorry... Just use the lube!
LoL...
8)
He sounds like a real winner.
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