Motherly Advice

Hey Vicki, your daughter Claire wants to bone down.  Why you gotta hate on that?  I totally understand that you and your hubby did the "no-sex til marriage" thing but if she wants to drop her panties and do work, let her.  Do you know how boring it would be getting a hand job, getting dome (that's code for a blow job) or munching box for a year, 6 months, 2 weeks?  Maybe I'm missing something here?  She's horny so let her body feel the need for a little dong action.

Yours Truly,

Caramel Seduction

Art Piece of the Day

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment. 

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.  She returned to school the next day with the following note: 

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
 

This drawing is of me selling a shovel. 


Sincerely,


Mrs. Harrington