Thursday, August 28, 2014

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them


1. Everything is or isn’t ice cream.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

2. Killing a spider makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

3. The only time the word ‘incorrectly’ isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

4. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

5. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

6. It’s possible that drug cartels are comprised exclusively of undercover DEA agents who don’t know about each other.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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7. Being attracted to your own flaccid penis would be the worst fetish ever.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

8. Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

9. ‘Slang’ is a colloquial word for ‘colloquial word’.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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10. When someone else makes you laugh in your dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think it’s funny.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

11. Your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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12. The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

13. All of the planets in Star Wars have the exact same gravitational pulls.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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14. Mars is populated entirely by robots!

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

15. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

16. What if the Egyptians didn’t actually revere cats, but only jokingly did like we do on the internet?

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

17. People who say, “Don’t tell me what to do” are hypocrites.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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18. A mullet will make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting one.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

19. The final ‘e’ in finale is the finale of finale.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

20. Porn mags in the Harry Potter universe would be amazing.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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21. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

22. It’s possible that AI built to defeat the Turing test fails on purpose so we don’t know how smart it really is.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them
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23. 1980 is as far away as 2048.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them

24. Asking someone, “Where are you?” is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.

24 Statements That Get More True The Longer You Think About Them


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