While listening to some Phil Collins on my way to work this morning, I'm taking notice about a few things. 1) As I stand on this train, I can easily tea bag this chick that's sleeping in the seat to my left.
2) Why is 82% of these fellow commuters either texting or talking on their cell phones? Do people really want to fucking communicate that early to one another?
3) Do the passengers that smell like complete dookie realize that they smell like complete fucking dookie? I mean, shit smells like shit right? Am I missing something here?
4) Is it really necessary to play your ghetto ass rap music on your phone for everyone to hear before 7:30am?
5) Is it even more necessary to sing along with it? We get it man. "You love to fuck them big booty bitches..."
6) How many people pretend to sleep so they don't have to give their seat up to an old person? Better yet, a pregnant lady? I see about 4 so far.
7) I never thought I would see someone who looked and dressed exactly like the rapper Kool Mo-Dee. Let alone a woman. Amazing!
8) If you're gonna wear something that tight, please wear a thong. It looks like your ass is wearing bike shorts lady.
9) I've never seen someone push their own wheelchair while not sitting in it, til now.
10) Wearing white pants and eating a jelly donut was probably the stupidest fucking thing you could have done lady. Now it just looks like you're on your fucking period. Gross bitch. FAIL.
Never a dull moment. NEVER.
