A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Surprise, Surprise!!!
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Catch Your Own Killer
No joke. A Filipino man solved his own murder when he inadvertently caught his killer on camera while taking a family snap just moments before he was shot. How fucking crazy is that shit? Pictures are worth a thousand words huh?
Monday, December 13, 2010
Texts Messages of the Day
(925): if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
(615): If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
(937): She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
(903): this is like a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
(540): Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
(404): She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
(903): One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
(614): Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
(615): If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
(937): She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
(903): this is like a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
(540): Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
(404): She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
(903): One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
(614): Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Top 5 Most Dangerous Sex Positions
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Wayne Bieber
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Friday, December 3, 2010
Merry KKK-mas?

Several area parents noticed the offensive snow sculpture, located in front of a home in the 9000 block of Hillview Drive, while taking their kids to school Wednesday morning.The sculpture depicts a snowman with a pointed hat and an outstretched right hand with a noose in it. Residents in the neighborhood say the homeowners also have an Aryan Nations flag on display.
One resident said they were "appalled at the nerve they have to threaten people in our community with their signs of hatred," adding that this is a season of love and hope, not hate.
The homeowner who had the offensive snow sculpture in front of his home is Mark, who was profiled by KXLY back in July when he posted flags ranging from an Aryan Nations flag to an SS flag at his home, drawing the ire of his neighbors. Then in October he angered residents further when, according to neighbors, he passed out bullets on Halloween. Mark refuted his neighbors claims, saying he didn't actually pass out bullets, but rather he passed out bullet casings, and only did so after he ran out of candy.
A self-described white separatist, Mark, who declined to give his last name during an interview in July, said Wednesday there was nothing wrong with his snowman.
He said he put the snowman on his front lawn about a week ago. At first the snowman was much smaller, but someone attempted to knock it over within the last day or two, so he rebuilt it. It was about 10 feet tall Wednesday morning.
Mark lives about 100 yards away from Hayden Meadows Elementary School and several concerned parents called authorities about the snowman. Two Kootenai County sheriff's deputies went to his home Wednesday and said there is a statute in Idaho against hanging nooses, which could have led to a criminal complaint against Mark if the noose hadn't been removed from the sculpture.
The pointed hat on top of the snow sculpture was knocked off, though Mark maintained there was nothing wrong with his sculpture and that it was just a snowman.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Increasing Church Attendance
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Miley's a Big Girl Now
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