BBM'ing

(510): So how are u?  Everything ok?  Better?
(925): Ugh, got hm at 3am.
(510): Shit.  So what's the verdict
(925): Bowel obstructin.  colon is triple its normal size and causing pain to my other organs etc
(510): Wait, what?!  Are u serious?  So what now?
(925): Meds
(925): Push it all out and decrease swelling
(510): That doesn't sound pleasant
(925): Basically I need to shit for 3 days straight
(510): So when you say "push out" u mean, sitting on the shitter all day?
(510): Lol
(510): That's what I thought
(925): Yeah, wait for the meds to kick in
(925): Nothing so far *sad face*
(510): U need to smile
(510): Maybe that will make u shit ur pants
(925): LoL
(510): Seriously, read everything we've wrote
(510): It's kinda funny if u didn't know
(925): I do know!
(510): Laughter has always done two things for me
(510): Make me piss myself
(510): Or shit myself
(510): Literally
(925): Just gotta find the time
(510): The time to shit?
(510): Wear a diaper dude
(925): How poetic
(510): Are you taking a shit yet?
(925): NO
(925): LoL
(925) Dr said for next few days stay v close to bathrm
(510): Wow
(925): Will be sure to keep u abreast of my colon functions
(510): Please do.