Tales From The Cryptic

New Year, New You, New Fuckboys

15 NYC Roommate Horror Stories That'll Make You Want To Live Alone Forever

19 Heartbreakingly Perfect Tattoo Fails That Are Too Pure For This World

32 Things Everyone Has Done But Will Never, Ever Admit

19 Wrong-Number Texts That You Won’t Get Through Without Laughing

24 Times Parents Were A Goddamn Gift To The Internet

The 7th Grader Who Got His Girlfriend Pregnant Without Having Sex

21 People Who Crossed The Damn Line

21 Things You Probably Shouldn’t Buy At The Dollar Store

The Nail In The Coffin...The Final Return Of Cat Woman

27 Dirty Tumblr Posts That Will Make You Laugh Then Pray For Forgiveness

Big Trouble, In Little China

Dear Dog Lover...

31 Tattoos That Will Make You Wish You Were Dead

27 Kids Who Just Don’t Give A Fuck Any More

21 Times Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears CAN'T EVEN

22 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Name Children

11 Types Of Hangover Everyone Has Had At Least Once

24 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Real Life

The Line At Redbox

19 Hard Truths That Perfectly Sum Up Being Broke AF

26 People Who Are In Desperate Need Of An Exorcism

38 Hairstyles That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Do

23 Of The Most Glorious Examples Of Drunk Logic

27 Of The Most Spectacular Gym Fails Ever

The Regretful One Night Stand

56 Thoughts You Have After Waking Up Hungover

24 People Who Need A Little Jesus In Their Lives

24 Pictures That Are Way Too Real For People With iPhones

17 Incredibly Inappropriate Tattoos That Should Never Have Happened

Giving Head Does A Body Good

26 People Who Failed Harder Than You Ever Thought Possible

11 Disturbing Sex Toys That Are Actually Terrifying

26 Pictures That Prove Your Entire Life Is A Lie

J-Wunder's Top 3 Worst Sexual Experiences of ALL-TIME

16 Text Messages That Will Make You Happy You’re Single

19 Frustrating Things Today’s Kids Will Never Experience

34 Of The Most Glorious Moments In Fail History

18 Things Everyone Who Peaked After High School Will Understand

The APP That Probably Some Crazy Bitch Made For Crazy Bitches!!!

24 Struggles Every Netflix Addict Will Immediately Understand

26 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Life

33 Photos So Painfully Awkward You Can Actually Feel It

The 17 Best Notes Ever Written By Drunk People

Batshit Sorority Pledge Email 'Cannot Stress How Important Spanx Are'

26 Pictures That Will Give You Hope For The Future

23 Snapchats Only Drake Would Send

101 Thoughts You Have While Trying To Poop In A Public Stall

26 Struggles Of Being A Social Media Addict

25 Signs That You're a "Basic Bitch"

30 Things That Start To Happen When You’re Almost 30

10 Of The Worst People You’ll See On Airplanes This Holiday Season

25 Guys Who Used Their Photoshop Skills To Get Hot Girlfriends

If Mike Tyson Were In Famous Blockbuster Movies

28 Of The Stupidest Things Ever Posted On Facebook

28 White People Who Need To Be Stopped Right Now

18 Tinder Messages That Went From 0 To 100, Real Quick

21 Kids Who Shut Down Picture Day

The Angry Bitch Who Needed Advice

5 Signs Of Crazy Men And Women You Need To Avoid

The Shower Scene

Top 10 Things That Ruin Sex

The 29 Biggest Sexting Fails Of All Time

10 Things Men Need To Stop Doing Right Now

10 Things Women Need To Stop Doing Right Now

25 Fact-Checking Rap Memes

21 People Who Are Way Too Turnt

Your Life On Instagram Vs. Your Life In Reality

Lost Boxers, The No-Hitter, Four Drunks and The Strip Club Visit

29 People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed On Facebook

43 People Whose Eyebrows Are So Bad They’re Actually Works Of Art

He Came, I Saw, They Conquered

40 Questions All White People Need To Answer

What You Said vs What You Meant

The 35 Dumbest Things That Have Ever Happened

17 People Who Took On The English Language And Lost

38 People Who Will Make You Feel Better About Your Life Choices

It's MY Birthday and I will celebrate as long as I want to

The Month Long Birthday Celebration

The Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Fuck Your Teammates Yet

What The Fuck Were You Thinking When You Got Dressed This Morning Vol. 3: The Spring Music Festival Edition

30 Hashtags Every Thirtysomething Actually Needs

The 30 Most Hilarious Autocorrect Struggles Ever

The Yearly Physical

17 Things That Happen The Day After You Hook Up With Someone

Mirror, Mirror On My Facebook Wall...

28 Announcements You Should Never Make On Facebook

Leave Richard Sherman The Fuck Alone

15 #SelfieOlympics Shots Worthy Of A Gold Medal

Press The Flesh - A Married Man's Adventure...With Himself

New Year, Not So NEW YOU

White Russians, Cigarettes, Mary Poppins, A Black Penis And A Close Call

That's One Way To Remember The First Time You Had Sex

20 Instagram Selfies/Pics We Are ALL Guilty Of

Instagram And The Female Douchebag

The Dare, The Star Wars Wedding And The Return Of Cat Woman

The Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time

All Aboard The STALKER EXPRESS!!!!

The 16 Worst Types Of Selfies

The Hangover, The Drive And The Hand Grenade That Put Me Over The Top

You vs. The Acquaintance

The Top 5 Reasons We Hate Our Job

45 minutes...

The $50 I Don't Remember Spending

J-Wunder's Top 10 Drunken Types

22 Types Of People We Hate On Facebook

33 ’90s Trends That, In Retrospect, Maybe Weren’t Such A Great Idea

Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito

Check Stand Number 5

Beyond Thunder "Throne"

The Other Stall

Cisco, The Homeless Homeboy

The Bar Fight

Later, Stainer

Mount Gay - A Barf Story

Some Things Never Change


The 3-Day Juice Cleanse...From HELLLLL!!!

Facebook - The Never Ending Cluster Fuck Of Goodness

May The Force Pee With You

One Night In Outer Space

Some Women Should NEVER Give Advice To Their Friends

The Angry Co-Worker

The Craziest Sorority Girl Email EVER!!!!!

The Sexting Game

Top Things You Can Never UNSEE!!!

The Craigslist Date

The Hole, The Dream and The Night I Got Some Sleep

PSA: Control The C-R-A-Z-Y

I'll Take a #1...with a McSlashing

Public Service Announcement: Get It Together

A Tale of Two Titties

Costco Whole-y Shit!!!

The CREW, Booze, Strip Clubs, Poor Decisions and A Bulldozer

Trust Your Gut Or You Will Pay The Price

10 Things You Do AFTER Sex

The MILF Who Wanted Me To Call Her "MOM"

What the FuckBook?!

Bitch betta have J-Wunder's bail money

I Don't See Nothin' Wrong...With A Little Bump 'n Grind

Don't Drink The Kool-Aid

A Ghetto Fabulous Wedding

24 Hours In Vegas

A Material Girl In A Yeasty World

Top 5 Worst Bitches in Bed...Actually, Top 1

The Vagina Chronicles

Ring of Fire

Stinky, Smelly, Stunk...Still Stinks

The Adventures of Smuggleupagus

Drunk, Lost, Shoeless and a Night in Jail - Part 1

Drunk, Lost, Shoeless and a Night in Jail - Part 2

Let me see that thong

The "Cock Blocker"

Check yo ass, bro

Hotels are great...with exception.

Happy 4th of Ju-RUUUUUNK

Beer Goggle Blackout

SLO Up From the Flo Up

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