Stories/Lists

Tales From The Cryptic

New Year, New You, New Fuckboys

15 NYC Roommate Horror Stories That'll Make You Want To Live Alone Forever

24 Times Parents Were A Goddamn Gift To The Internet

The Nail In The Coffin...The Final Return Of Cat Woman

Big Trouble, In Little China

Dear Dog Lover...

21 Times Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears CAN'T EVEN

The Line At Redbox

19 Hard Truths That Perfectly Sum Up Being Broke AF

38 Hairstyles That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Do

The Regretful One Night Stand

Giving Head Does A Body Good

J-Wunder's Top 3 Worst Sexual Experiences of ALL-TIME

The APP That Probably Some Crazy Bitch Made For Crazy Bitches!!!

Batshit Sorority Pledge Email 'Cannot Stress How Important Spanx Are'

25 Signs That You're a "Basic Bitch"

The Angry Bitch Who Needed Advice

5 Signs Of Crazy Men And Women You Need To Avoid

The Shower Scene

Top 10 Things That Ruin Sex

10 Things Men Need To Stop Doing Right Now

10 Things Women Need To Stop Doing Right Now

Lost Boxers, The No-Hitter, Four Drunks and The Strip Club Visit

He Came, I Saw, They Conquered

40 Questions All White People Need To Answer

What You Said vs What You Meant

It's MY Birthday and I will celebrate as long as I want to

The Month Long Birthday Celebration

The Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Fuck Your Teammates Yet

What The Fuck Were You Thinking When You Got Dressed This Morning Vol. 3: The Spring Music Festival Edition

The Yearly Physical

Mirror, Mirror On My Facebook Wall...

Leave Richard Sherman The Fuck Alone

Press The Flesh - A Married Man's Adventure...With Himself

New Year, Not So NEW YOU

White Russians, Cigarettes, Mary Poppins, A Black Penis And A Close Call

That's One Way To Remember The First Time You Had Sex

20 Instagram Selfies/Pics We Are ALL Guilty Of

Instagram And The Female Douchebag

The Dare, The Star Wars Wedding And The Return Of Cat Woman

The Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time

All Aboard The STALKER EXPRESS!!!!

The Hangover, The Drive And The Hand Grenade That Put Me Over The Top

You vs. The Acquaintance

The Top 5 Reasons We Hate Our Job

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The $50 I Don't Remember Spending

J-Wunder's Top 10 Drunken Types

22 Types Of People We Hate On Facebook

Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito

Check Stand Number 5

Beyond Thunder "Throne"

The Other Stall

Cisco, The Homeless Homeboy

The Bar Fight

Later, Stainer

Mount Gay - A Barf Story

Some Things Never Change

A Fan Of The POUND TOWN EXPRESS!!!!

The 3-Day Juice Cleanse...From HELLLLL!!!

Facebook - The Never Ending Cluster Fuck Of Goodness

May The Force Pee With You

One Night In Outer Space

Some Women Should NEVER Give Advice To Their Friends

The Angry Co-Worker

The Craziest Sorority Girl Email EVER!!!!!

The Sexting Game

Top Things You Can Never UNSEE!!!

The Craigslist Date

The Hole, The Dream and The Night I Got Some Sleep

PSA: Control The C-R-A-Z-Y

I'll Take a #1...with a McSlashing

Public Service Announcement: Get It Together

A Tale of Two Titties

Costco Whole-y Shit!!!

The CREW, Booze, Strip Clubs, Poor Decisions and A Bulldozer

Trust Your Gut Or You Will Pay The Price

10 Things You Do AFTER Sex

The MILF Who Wanted Me To Call Her "MOM"

What the FuckBook?!

Bitch betta have J-Wunder's bail money

I Don't See Nothin' Wrong...With A Little Bump 'n Grind

Don't Drink The Kool-Aid

A Ghetto Fabulous Wedding

24 Hours In Vegas

A Material Girl In A Yeasty World

Top 5 Worst Bitches in Bed...Actually, Top 1

The Vagina Chronicles

Ring of Fire

Stinky, Smelly, Stunk...Still Stinks

The Adventures of Smuggleupagus

Drunk, Lost, Shoeless and a Night in Jail - Part 1

Drunk, Lost, Shoeless and a Night in Jail - Part 2

Let me see that thong

The "Cock Blocker"

Check yo ass, bro

Hotels are great...with exception.

Happy 4th of Ju-RUUUUUNK

Beer Goggle Blackout

SLO Up From the Flo Up