He's broke, is always "having a cigarette" when it's his turn to buy a round, mysteriously loses his wallet on Friday's and Saturday's, never has cash...shit, never has anything in his wallet. Got away with free rounds of drinks and shots this past weekend...in addition, ordered an appetizer, a t-bone steak 'n eggs, and chocolate cake (with ice cream) while leaving us $4 cash and waiting outside.
Congrats, buddy and keep on smiling! I love you and even though you might be pissed at me for posting this, guess what...you fucking deserve it you sonofabitch! Now lets have a beer big guy!
Oh, and for those that think I'm an asshole for doing this...I have two words for you: You're Welcome!
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