This Thanksgiving I have a lot to be thankful for, so without further adieu, here is my list:I'm thankful for...
- My job. As much as I bitch about being busy, I still have a J-O-B.
- BART. Without you, I wouldn't be entertained almost daily.
- Stupid and crazy people. You are the wind beneath my wings and give me the amazing ability to write funny stories about you.
- The internet. What would society do without you nowadays?
- My Crackberry. Fuck that, you know what? You're a piece of shit.
- My blog readers. Without you guys, I'd probably be asking my mom to read my shit like it was the Bible. Every.Fucking.Day.
- The Raider Nation. Playoffs.Please.
- Whoever invented beer, wine, spirits and FourLoko. You guys give guys like me a reason to live.
- Clothes. How the fuck did mother fuckers back in the day survive in the cold ass weather wearing just a fucking sheet and some wooden ass sandals?
- The Snuggie. Yeah, I said it. The Snuggie. Don't judge.
- Hot sauce. It may give me diarrhea when I eat too much of it, but damn...it's really fucking delicious on all types of food.
- My friends. You know who you are. And if you don't, then fuck off. Kidding.
- Chips. I could go for some right now.
- The IPod. Where else could you listen to a playlist that could take you 1 year to finish? Plus, it's a great device to keep weird mother fuckers from talking to you on BART.
- The Bay Area. Say what you want folks. The Bay Area keeps it way more real then some of the places I've lived, visited and traveled to.
Everyone have a safe and great Thanksgiving! Oh, and if you're flying, tell TSA J-Wunder said, "Take it easy uneducated power tripper. No need to tell me to, "Please have my ID and boarding pass ready" 50 fucking times." Don't forget to watch for your "goods" when they do the naked pat down.
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