Saturday, December 10, 2011

BEST.DIVORCE.LETTER.EVER.

36 comments:

Macca said...

I'm feelin the love!

Anonymous said...

Epic!! FUCKING EPIC!!!

SusieQMcCoy said...

well damn.. why didnt I send someting similar to that?!

Anonymous said...

That is fucking awesome!!!!

Anonymous said...

Omg, That is hilarious. Or maybe I'm just twisted:-)

Anonymous said...

OMG! This guy is my fucking hero!

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

Heather said...

"Your baby sisters cinnamon ring" best part!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha @ half gallon of throat yogurt

Anonymous said...

haha awesome!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lmfao

LnzRayne said...

Fucking beautiful as always... Your blog always leaves me laughing and I appreciate it... Much love to The Crew!

Margo said...

She's prolly thinking about killing herself right now, but he's already done that.

Anonymous said...

I wish I had thought of that....

Anonymous said...

I'm a happily married woman of 20 years and even I can appreciate the beauty in this letter. Flawless!!

Anonymous said...

This guy is the truth.... So funny!!

Anonymous said...

Even as a female, in sitting here laughing so hard I'm crying. EPIC!!

Anonymous said...

Winning!!
lmao, that shit was great!!

Anonymous said...

Fucking spectacular!

Anonymous said...

Boss! Hahaha! He be killin em!

Anonymous said...

Holy shit get new material! Your "fan faithful" have seen this 4-5 times! I get that you have new subscribers but you constantly put up the same shit over and over again. The internet is a big place so its unnecessary. I hope you and the crew aren't getting lazy cuz i truly love your brand of humor but it does seem that way. Like you always say KEEP IT 100!

Anonymous said...

This shit is better than the news paper Thank you Ghetto Genius!

Michael Schmidt said...

I don't even give a shit that it's Monday anymore..this is fuckin EPIC!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao I fucking loved that letter!

Anonymous said...

Dude said "cinnamon ring" lmao that's awesome

Anonymous said...

funny thing is this guy thinks she's jealous. If I was his ex I'd just feel sorry for him. Seem's like a freak that's just having sex with everyone, she's a woman, she can have meaningless sex with hot strangers too. Unfortunately for him none of them are her, and never will be. I'd just be laughing, because she knows what he's like in bed. I'm sure it's not as amazing as he wants her to believe. SHe's the one who was faking all those orgasms all those years lmfao.

MamaLeahRocks said...

This one never gets old!

MamaLeahRocks said...

Here's an idea. If you dislike G.G.s reposts, you can create your own blog. You can spend HOURS creating funny and original material to post. Then you can put up with judgemental bitches complaining about the fact that you have a life outside of your blog. Sound good?

Moneymakersnetwork said...

Wow. That is all. Owned!

Michael Amity said...

The guy is not thinking she's jealous. He's not thinking at all. Know why? Cuz his balls are empty cuz he is having a great time. He shares his fond moments and you twist it into a banging contest? It's not about quantity or quality alone. It's about both and Connie has neither.

JPoppell said...

Legen.... Wait for it.... dary!

Anonymous said...

i bet she took the remote, atleast then she actually got to touch it!

Anonymous said...

I THINK CONNIE NEEDS TO SEND A REPLY LETTER: CONNIE'S REVENGE!

Anonymous said...

lol thats awsome

sopeachey said...

Oh see, couldn't be me. It's FAF, don't get it twisted, but I'm EVIL. Connie would have a response letter and it would go something like: Dan, I totally agree with you. I was thinking the same thing with your brother last Thursday when he was stretching my shit wide from the back with my hair in his hand, I kept thinking, Jesus, I wish Dan could've felt like this. I see you in the stomach of the hot bus boy at our fave restaurant. You know, the college kid with the windswept hair, devil-may-care grin and abs you can see through his work shirt? Every time I swallow his kids I think about our college days and regret never telling you about the time me and your college roommate fucked for two hours on your bed while you were at band camp. I miss these things, too. I mean shit, when you bugged me for anal all those years I didn't realize it would be so erotic and downright kinky. But Paul, you know Paul... you'r best friend when he plugged MY cinnamon hole I just screamed for more! I'm glad you wrote me, Dan. It feels good to know you think of me as much as I think of you. Yours always, Connie.

THAT'S how you write a letter. ;)

Anonymous said...

Actually, the guy probably spent all this time watching porn and imagining screwing all those women. Because yeah, that just sounds like complete bullshit.