Black Friday Battle Royale

1) Why does that lady have a wig?
2) Why is that guy behind her throwing people around like rag dolls?
3) Wal-Mart = Chaos with No Security (under the age of 65)

Not even 10 feet in the door and the stampede gets one wig thrown off some lady's head and 5 other bodies chucked across the floor.  Can't wait for next year!