Eric Steven Easley isn't just a guy who rapes horses. He's the dumbest guy in America who rapes horses. Our saga begins outside Mobile, Alabama, where the owner of a miniature found the beast acting strangely. There was evidence the horse's tail had been tied to a post...A subsequent examination by a vet revealed the horse had been raped.
One would think it would be rather hard to catch a horse rapist, seeing as how they aren't very good at testifying against their assailants. But fortunately for deputies, Easley decided to leave his wallet at the scene. In the midst of going bestial, it apparently fell out of his pocket.
It naturally contained his drivers license. Which in turn made it easy for the cops to track down his depraved little ass. He's now charged with cruelty to an animal and killing or disabling livestock.
My thoughts: Dude, you are fucking miniature horses. Like, I really want to know what goes on in your sick fucking head that you would A) Want to fuck a horse, B) Get off by fucking a horse and C) Want to fuck a horse. Man, doesn't matter what demeaning shit I say about this article...that shit ain't even right bro. Do you wear a condom when you are fucking these donkey's? Damn, WTF does your dong smell like after you smash these livestock?! Nay-nay bitch! Wow!
Jail Scene:
Big Ass Bubba: "So what did you do to serve time, mang?"
Horse Fucker: "I got caught fucking horses."
Big Ass Bubba: "Like, for real?"
Horse Fucker: "Uh, yeah, like, for real."
