Bitches Be Trippin'

I mean, if people are asking, don't you think you're doing something to make a mother fucker think that? Booty shorts. Avid fan of the pole dancing class down the street. Always working "late nights". Never have a boyfriend but are always sore as if "someone nailed you".  Nails always done. Always tan. Always smelling like cocoa butter. Got more glitter on ya than the whole fucking cast of Twilight. 

I have a stack of one hundred one dollar bills that says you're lying. Just sayin', sweet tits. 

Lap Dance FAIL

Parenting FAIL pic of the Day

Half naked, silly string stripper heals, and little Tommy in the background looking all fucked up and confused.  Mommy is making you proud little guy!  She's making big thangs happen!  

Smile Mommy

The Start of a Strippers Career

Notice the mom in this pic.  She sees dollar signs!!!!!  FAIL!

Art Piece of the Day

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment. 

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.  She returned to school the next day with the following note: 

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
 

This drawing is of me selling a shovel. 


Sincerely,


Mrs. Harrington