Ghetto Genius

A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Crooked Cop, I mean Cock

I don't know what's worse, being dumped via text message or getting called out on Facebook about 1) How small your cock is by your ex-girlfriend, 2) That your dick looks like a fucking coat hanger. Big ups to Thomas' moms for sticking up for him and letting him know that crooked cocks get loving too. Just ask your dad big guy! If I were you, I would delete your FB and move to another country you tiny crooked cocksman, you.

P.S. - Aubrey, you're one bad ass bitch...

4 comments:

Danielle said...: that is hilarious, where do you find these things???; November 15, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Chels said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; December 19, 2011 at 11:43 AM
Chels said...: Best one I've read so far. Oh man. Still laughing.; December 19, 2011 at 11:44 AM
SnuggleBunches said...: What's wrong with a crooked d***?!; December 19, 2011 at 5:07 PM

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Crooked Cop, I mean Cock

4 comments: