Sunday, November 14, 2010

"Helth Food"?

Went to Star-beezy's this morning, parked in front of a Chinese Restaurant and noticed what the huge banner outside read:

Lunch Buffet
All you can eat
$4.95/per person
Helth Food

Now about this banner...did the person printing it realize that "Helth" is really spelled "Health"?  I guess the real question is, did the person that put this in front of their restaurant know that "Helth" is really spelled "Health" with an "A"?  How fucking dumb could you be?  When I read that sign, I thought to myself, "Helth Food?"  Any place that still puts up a sign with a misspelled word, especially the word "health" should realize a few things:


1) Good chance no one will come to your restaurant.  Dumb shit. 
2) No one will come to your restaurant knowing $4.95 and "helth" are in the same sentence.
3) What Chinese food do you know is healthy?  Let alone healthy and for $4.95.
4) One word: Diarreha

So if anyone is interested for an "All you can eat, lunch buffet, $4.95, with "helth food"," cruise on down to Ma's Wok on Industrial Parkway in Hayward, CA.