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Eat at Zhannah's...unless you're Invisible

"Helth Food"?

Went to Star-beezy's this morning, parked in front of a Chinese Restaurant and noticed what the huge banner outside read:

Lunch Buffet
All you can eat
$4.95/per person
Helth Food

Now about this banner...did the person printing it realize that "Helth" is really spelled "Health"?  I guess the real question is, did the person that put this in front of their restaurant know that "Helth" is really spelled "Health" with an "A"?  How fucking dumb could you be?  When I read that sign, I thought to myself, "Helth Food?"  Any place that still puts up a sign with a misspelled word, especially the word "health" should realize a few things:


1) Good chance no one will come to your restaurant.  Dumb shit. 
2) No one will come to your restaurant knowing $4.95 and "helth" are in the same sentence.
3) What Chinese food do you know is healthy?  Let alone healthy and for $4.95.
4) One word: Diarreha

So if anyone is interested for an "All you can eat, lunch buffet, $4.95, with "helth food"," cruise on down to Ma's Wok on Industrial Parkway in Hayward, CA.

Dildo's are now weapons

GURNEE, Ill., Nov. 11 (UPI) -- Suburban Chicago police said a woman who allegedly skipped out on a restaurant tab was arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy.

A police incident report said Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, allegedly left a Joe's Crab Shack restaurant in the town without paying Tuesday and an officer went to Bildsten's residence to investigate, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday.

Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick said the woman attacked the officer with "a rigid feminine pleasure device."

Bildsten, who has been accused of not paying her check at the same restaurant in the past, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and theft of labor or services.

My thoughts:  Trying to do the good 'ol "dine 'n dash" at the delicious Joe's Crab Shack, huh?  Nothing says AWESOME quite like pulling out your trusty dildo and bitch slapping a cop with it.  Bravo old hag, BRA-VO!