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What the fuck just happened right now?!  For real...did everyone just read (or try to read) this shit I posted from a girl that came from a land that doesn't know how to speak fucking English?  I attempted to read this and my life started to hurt.  Damn, this bitch is angry.  Really fucking angry and I want to know why.  Did she not get hugged enough as a child or something?  Apparently so, since she is a "beefer 4 life n i anit neva lose a fight in ma life..."  N i anit neva?!  What is that?  I know for fucking sure it ain't Ebonics, not even Spanish.  This shit ain't even Asian dialect.  I bet if you were high as fuck off shrooms, a raccoon would make more sense lady.  

What about the comment regarding her 3 year old living with her mom:

"i have a lil girl called hope shes 3 but lives with my mum as she has custody off her cos i tried to kill her when she was a baby lol."

Bitch, you are mother fucking crazy!  LOL, really?  How the fuck did God grant you the ability to reproduce kids then laugh about how your mom has custody of one of them because you almost killed her?  What man decided that it was a great idea to put his dick in you then blow his load, creating another human being?  Was this guy sober or did you roofie him?  Actually, now that I think about it, I bet you had a knife to the dudes throat and scared the living jizz out of his schlong.  

"I love clubbing and goin out drinking wen i can.  xxx I now single AGAIN :( is there ne decent men out there.  xx"

I'm to a point, when I read this line over and over again, I want to jump out of a 40 story window.  My head hurts from trying to put jumbled ass letters together to create what she calls "words".