Monday, December 13, 2010

Texts Messages of the Day

(925): if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars

(615): If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

(937): She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.

(903): this is like a room full of reasons why i should be in prison

(540): Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.

(404): She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

(903): One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

(614): Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???

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