The reality is since I've done this blog, I've been loved, hated, loved, hated and hated some more. The beauty of it - it got me more readers...a SHIT LOAD MORE. I'm almost banking there are other blogs out there bashing my blog and yours truly. But how could I get mad at that? My dad once told me, "If people can spend all day hating you, you got their attention." My dad was an asshole, but he kinda has a point.
So what's next? Stand-up? Possibly. Winning the lottery? It's ok to dream. Keeping my day job as a producer? How else am I gonna make some fucking money...of course. My goal is 50,000. That's 22,326 views to go. If you guys read, I'll blog my fucking ass off every goddamn day...hoping this final run contains shit that, well, makes you shit yourself. Once at 50K, I'll hang it up. The Blog, Twitter, FB Fan Page and the guy that everyone knows as J-Wunder. You're all probably asking, "Why dude? You're kinda funny and a dick at the same time." Glad you asked...today I read an article about Charlie Sheen and his apparent "comedy tour" he's on - 20 cities, the whole nine. How did it go? Fucking terrible. Like, as in, mother fuckers were choking themselves into unconsciousness because it was so awful. Why be that guy? Why be that guy that went on an amazing run, had the fans rolling then all of the sudden, take a nose dive. Now, I know I'm no fucking Charlie Sheen but I don't want it to get to a point where the blog goes to shit and I'm calling my fucking mom everyday to check my blog and post comments so I look cool. Fuck all that. See the signs, take it, and run.
22K+ more views is a tough hill to climb. Hell, if I get there with ease, I might keep going. But for now, it's time to maybe ride out the wave and head to the promise land. Wherever that is. Peace out fuckers. #winning
10 comments:
What the fuck am I suppose to read at work?! Fuck that shit. You're funnier than that 7 gram rock mother fucking Charlie Sheen.
WTF?! Are you serious? I call bullshit. You'll be an asshole if you just stop. Don't be that guy.
You're a fucking idiot if you quit. #SONOTWINNING
Are you just fishing for complements asshole??? If so, maybe you should quit.
Guys, come the fuck on now. I don't need to fish for compliments. 27K views in 5 months is a compliment enough. I guess I'm bored. I didn't know you fucks would get so goddamn angry. Get me 10K views in the month of April alone, I'll fucking blog til I fucking die. Deal?
PS - I fucking love you fucking angry clowns.
#learntotakeafuckingcomplement
I can't stop laughing because I just got an email that called me, "A smelly cunt mother fucker. If you get that many views, how could you not love it. Fucking jerk. Stop being a little bitch...where's our Vegas story?"
I'll forward this shit to every goddamn person I know. You want 10K, I'll get it to you. Quit being a bitch now. Post us something funny tomorrow. Dick.
Maybe you should get back to your real life. Asshole.
I agree with all of the above, and i'm not anonymous dammit!! this would be like blue balls to you men folk. Don't just get us all teased the fuck up and quit...FUCKER
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