Friday, April 1, 2011

Why You Should Never Give Your # Away at Bars

17 comments:

Theresa said...

OMFG.

MG said...

Fan-fuckin-tastic.

J-Nizzle said...

Omg, huh-larry-ous!!!!!!

Shizzle said...

uhhh...wow, is this shit for real? I like how she says she's single at the end...really?...that's a shocker. I can't believe creatures like that actually exist......

JT said...

a ringing endorsement for 30 second cutoff...
and i think i've been to her jamba juice...
that's J as in .. uhh...german.

Laurie said...

www dot killyourself dot com

Rick B said...

That's "J" as in (G)Jenious!!!!!

The Slut said...

I love the fact that no one noticed that she said she worked at ebay... you know - you know E-B-A-Y and then two hours later, in the voicemail from the mental hospital, she works for Jamba Juice.

Bitches be trippin over Ryan in his little shirt and his little pants.

LMMFAO!

GB said...

OMG! I wanted to strangle the bitch through my computer screen. >:(

arewethereyet said...

Rick you Dumbass if you're going to make fun of someone's stupidity, you actually need to be intelligent yourself. It's genius. G - E - N - I - U -S as in you're a stupid fuck.

Anonymous said...

He spelled it Jenius because she said "U as in Eunice, the name... OMG I love that name". WTF is wrong with this crazy bitch? She's an embarrassment to my gender! Lawd!

Anonymous said...

Go back, re read, then bash your skull in. Don't worry about brain damage, yours is up your ass.

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Sadly, this crazy bitch is probably hot as hell.

Melonie said...

LMAO!..Fail! The G is there, calm down, and feel like an ASS! Bwahahaha!

Anonymous said...

She's single?! Big fuckin shocker!! He left urgently..... With indigestion. Lmao! Crazy bitches be lovin Ryan.....

OnTheRoadToRuin said...

For once, I'm at a loss for words. I'm pretty sure it's because she used them all. Jesus. Poor girl had a serious word vomit fail...