Monday, April 11, 2011

Rapid Fire with J-Wunder




Today's topic: Perfect "____" in 3 words for this installment of Rapid Fire.

Q: Perfect chick?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect night?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect date?

A: Lots of sex. 

Q: Perfect bar?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect situation?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect meal?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect bedtime routine?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect vacation?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect party?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect drink?

A: Sex-Ontha-Beach.

Q: Perfect job?

A: Lots of sex.

Q: Perfect birthday present?

A: Lots of sex.

4 comments:

MG said...

That answer really does work for just about everything! Except maybe the job question...maybe. Good work!

Anonymous said...

J, you are fucking funny man. One of my favorite new columns!!! Keep it up buddy. Oh, and fuck whoever won that ticket to the game.

Anonymous said...

MG - I disagree, lots of sex + job = great fucking job (ha - literally)

J - you nailed this one (ha - literally, again)

...Wow, there's so many fun places to go with this with.

MG said...

Ball Buster - You're right, I stand corrected! LMAO!