Keepin' it Real, 10-fold, with J-Shap

Doing the "drop knee" since the 80's

Who's J-Shap?! She's a bad ass lesbian that drinks a little...smokes a little...and gets down a little. More importantly, tells it like it is...ALL THE TIME. Some people call that "being a bitch". I call that, "keepin' it real". Honesty is the best policy, so why not get that honesty...from a lesbian, right? 10 questions...anything goes.

 
1. Is scissor locking a myth or real?

- Totally real...you have to be one of those talented bitches with good suction.


2. When it's time to bone, how do you determine who gets to put on the strap-on?

-We don't, thank god for the doubleheaded megatron5000!


3. Dildo's or vibrators?

- You have to love technology...they now make dildo's with built in vibrators.  However, I prefer the vibe - I don't need a dick (I'm a lesbian - duh)!


4. What percentage of lesbians have let a man put a dick inside of them?

-I would have to say every single one of them with the exception of nuns.  They were born to lick the carpet.


5. What's the difference between a butch, dyke and lesbian?

-The easy answer to one part of your question is that we are all lesbians, however, one of them is the butch dyke and the other is a lipstick lesbian (or the closest to that description if it is two butch dykes).  Butch dykes dress like dudes or as I would like to say "dress comfortably".  The lipsticks are the totally hot dykes (or the one out of the two that is least manly).


6. Do lesbo's make out with guys like gay dudes make out with chicks "for fun"?

- Only if the lesbo is a floater (a fake homo).


7. If you could make out with a dude, who would it be?

- Besides you?  Hmmmm...Ellen Degeneres I guess.  He married that chick Porsche and if he could get her, her mouth and tongue would have to be magical.  Right?


8. Is Justin Bieber gay?

- No way, that chick is into dudes.  ;)


9. Who are bigger douche's...chicks or dudes?

- Dudes are totally douches but chicks are heartless cunts.


10. What is a comparable sex act to "chili dogging" if you're a lesbian?

- It's actually the same...I put on my strap-on and take a warm huge dump on her chest and titty fuck her like there's no tomorrow.