It's baaaaack folks. Those crazy, fake tanned, bi-polar, eating disorder, mentally unstable, backstabbing, grenade jumping, overpaid kids from Doucheville, will be debuting Season 4 of the Jersey Shore in what other place than...no not Jersey, but Italy...TONIGHT!!! Should be interesting right?
For you blog fans that have been around since last season, you all know that I'm a big fan of the show. And since I'm such a big fan, it is my duty to write a review about each episode recapping what the fuck happened and my thoughts on these lovely kids from the East Coast. Funny? Fuck yeah it's funny. Why else would I write about it, right?
With that being said, if you're not a fan of the show, I guarantee you will be. If not for the show, then for my reviews. You'd be fucking amazed on how fucked up these group of individuals are and what myself and America really thinks of them. And just to give you newbies and followers a taste of what I'm talking about, here are the reviews from last year. All of which were interesting and entertaining to say the least.
All in episode order:
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
Episode 10
Episode 11
The FINALE
What's in store for this year? Will Ronnie finally kill that bitch Sammi and throw her in the ocean? Or will Sammi finally cut off Ronnie's dick and feed it to JWOW's dogs? Is Mike "The Situation" planning to be the shady mother fucker he has always been, or actually be a real guy? Will Snooki finally find love? Of course not, that bitch looks like a burnt ass Ewok. Fucking cunt. Is JWOW's tits going to explode? Will Deena finally get laid even after offering her pussy at no costs to the douchiest of men back in Seaside last season? How many girls will Vinny and Pauly D bone before the 3rd episode begins? I got the over/under at 5.
All these questions (and many more) will have answers. Will they be the answers we are looking for? Eh, who cares. I just want to see drama, fights, drunken madness and fucking...oh, and I really want to see someone catch the CLAP or herpes. With all that fucking going on, it's gotta happen, right? Especially in a foreign country where they don't believe in condoms. Straight raw doggin' to the face!!!
Regardless of what we are hoping to happen, one thing you can expect is a season of pure entertainment. That's for fucking sure! So check out the reviews from last season and get ready for some fists pumpin', mother fucking fucking, gym-tan-laundrying (that's not a word but sounds cool) Reality Television (if this last line made no sense, please don't judge and just know you're a fucking asshole for even thinking about it).
Holla!
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