Monday, April 2, 2012

Let Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius HELP YOU!!!!


We here at "Inside the Mind of a Ghetto Genius" love giving advice for those who need it. Shit, we love giving advice just to fucking give it. Why? For a couple of reasons:

1) Because we can, motherfuckers. Because we can.

2) Because there are really stupid fucks in this world who we think need advice because if they listened to their own, they'd probably be dead, contract herpes, be forever alone or contract herpes. Did I say contract herpes? Wait, what?

3) Because we say what society is fucking thinking. True story.

4) Because we're funny and honest. Best mother fucking combo in the goddamn galaxy.

5) Because we don't take sides. We look at things from a realistic point of view then fuck it up by saying some shit that will probably ruin someones life so us and America can fucking laugh at them. Pretty cool fucking concept, right? Hey, no one said we were professionals...we're fucking bloggers who blog shit.

Anyway, I'm talking about shit that doesn't make any fucking sense so let me get to the point of what the fuck I'm trying to say...

HELP US, HELP YOU!

That's right. We want you fans to write in and ask us anything that's on your goddamn fucking mind.

Need advice? We have tons, bitches.

Have 10 Rapid Fire questions that are so fucking random that you would love for us to answer? Rapid Fire is our middle fucking name, son...yes, collectively we have one fucking middle name.

Maybe you have a question where you want the male AND female point of view...there are two sides to every story right? Fuck yeah there is...the great part...someone is always full of fucking shit. Just depends on who the hell you want to believe.

Look, we don't give a shit what it is, we just want emails and want it from you fans. Advice columns, Facebook Confessions, He said/She said, Rapid Fire...what-the-fuck-ever. Send it and we'll answer it. Here's the best part: you can submit any of these requests and have the person of your choice answer them...myself, H-Bomb, L-Train, Anonymous or The RINGER. It doesn't matter...we'll make your dreams and desires come true. Like an orgasm you never saw coming. Real talk.

So what the fuck are you guys waiting for? Email us and tell us what you want to know. Doesn't matter how random it is...as long as you got something, we'll be more than happy to fucking answer it.

Hit us up at:

jwunder33@gmail.com

We appreciate our fans so why not be a part of something goddamn special, motherfuckers. Now email us something or we'll punch you in the fucking taint. Cheers!

BTW - sexually harassing emails to J-Wunder are not only suggested, but highly recommended...from you ladies, of course.

3 comments:

Theresa said...

Are you going to post the Q&A on here? Or will you please?

J-Wunder said...

We always post the Q&A on the blog, so shoot us an email with any questions you might have. Thanks!

Zombieprncess said...

J - i look forward to reading your blog, you sir are a mother fucking troll of epic proportions keep your obnoxious coming please especially the advice column! i love watching you troll motherfuckers to hell and back :D