Friday, September 11, 2020

"Per My Last Email": It's Getting Hot In Huuuurrrrrrr

Work. Some love it. Some absolutely fucking hate it.

And if there is one thing WE ALL FUCKING HATE, are those goddamn emails where we either shake our heads, lose our shit or are just mind blown at the fact that people either:

1) Don't know how to fucking read.
2) Don't know what the fuck they are talking about.
3) Can't comprehend basic life skills, let alone their fucking job.
4) Are clearly over their head when it comes to their job.
5) Fill in the fucking blank...because there are a lot of them.

So today, I present to you a new segment that is part of the Ghetto Genius 4.0 regime.



Hate that motherfucker that you just want to unload on but don't know how to? Don't worry, we got your fucking back!

You want to write something so cold blooded that it might get you fired so you're not sure how to tactfully make a Monkey Mouth Bitch eat their own ass? Don't worry, we got your fucking back!

Whatever it is, send us an email ( on what the fuck is going on and I promise you, we will have the response you've been looking for!

Please note, we are not responsible for you getting fired. If you are, you better make sure it was fucking worth it. LOL.

Oh, and if you are planning to leave your employer and want to send a really big FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS email, WE DEFINITELY HAVE YOUR ASSES COVERED.

So without further adieu, check out the first of many...."Per my last email".

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