I love to eat. I'm pretty sure when I go to hell, I will be this very obese person that gets access to all the food and booze a man could ever dream of. Life will be so grand. All jokes aside, I was presented with a challenge a few months ago from some co-workers that I've been seriously thinking about. Could I eat one item, of every item in a vending machine (this excludes gum) in 1 hour? Think about that for a second folks. A standard vending machine holds roughly 35-40 items. These include chips, candy, cookies and mints. 35-40 items. In 60 minutes. Hmmm...Could I do it? Should I do it? If anything, what's at stake? At first, the bet was, if I couldn't eat every ONE item in 60 minutes, I would have to wear a thong at our Pizza Friday (while everyone was eating), go to the very last box at the end of the line, eat a slice, then walk back to the elevator. Another one was, I had to grow my hair out for 3 months without cutting it. You're probably asking, "What's so crazy about that?" Have you seen how fast my hair grows? I've been clean shaved for over 4-5 years now and I wouldn't even know what it would look like to have hair. Something to the extreme of a Chia Pet gone fucking bad.
I need help on whether I should take the bet as well as, if I lose, what should I really have to do? Better yet, if I win, what does the loser have to do?
Hell, if this Vending Machine Challenge isn't the right challenge, what should I do? Get kicked in the face by a donkey? Make out with a homeless person?
Your thoughts are appreciated and encouraged.
