More like, Megan "I Ate A" Fox

Life is short, do something stupid and crazy...

Aaaaaannnd...that's going on the internet!

Why I never take self-pics in the bathroom

Stop this Shit

Rollin' on Big Mac's bitch. 

Photobomb of the Day!!!!

How 7 other people didn't notice is beyond fucking me.

Now little Jimmy knows how slutty you are

PARENT SEXY FAIL

Pimpin' Ain't Easy FAIL

He must not have gotten the memo that he's white. 

Team TWILIGHT - FAIL

Throwing up the "E" for TEAM EDWARD son!

Guns and Kittens

WTF is worse? The two Columbine geeks with the semi's or the kid holding two fucking kittens.

Apple Bottoms to the MAX

Thanks to this fucked up visual, I'll never eat another apple again...

I'm Pretty Sure He's Gonna Forget to Wipe...

Talk about being completely shitfaced, huh?

Snooki meet Lauren

The Sharpie eyebrows totally make you look like Snooki. 

R. Kelly's Protege

Meet Raymond a.k.a. Chocolate Love

Doroit Pistons

Thug Life...Doroit Pistons style.  PS - I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't like girls.

Free Hugs

I swear this guy was my math teacher in 6th grade.

This is Awkward

I'm pretty sure this is some form of an unusual cult. 

Dirty Harry - TT Version

Really?  I mean, really?

A Mother's Bonding Method

6 years old and sucking on mom's titties?!

I am accepting ALL RESPONSES and/or CAPTIONS in the comments section.  Please.

Dear Courtney Love

You're still crazy bitch.