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Can't turn a Ho into a Housewife

It was a wise, wise man who once told us all, "You can't turn a ho into a housewife." We've heard it from 2Pac and Luda, but whoever gets credit for saying it first, we have to thank them for the advice.

To quote Ludacris himself:
"Why can't you turn a ho into a housewife? Because ho's don't act right. Ho's are your friends, ho's are your enemies."

It takes a special kind to be called a fucking "Ho". Ho's aren't just your typical loose bitches who are fantastic in bed...they hold this special quality: they'll fuck you. And I'm not talking in the bedroom.

Don't believe me? I have some fucking proof for you bitches. Pay close fucking attention.

#1: Heidi Montag

 This bitch is such a fucking ho, it's unreal. And this was pre-surgery. What's worse than a ho? A no-talent ho that NOW looks like she got a pussy for a mouth. Cheers to you Heidi. Bitch.

#2. Snooki

 Each of the four years she's been on Jersey Shore, she starts off having a "serious" boyfriend. She DESPERATELY wants to get married and do the damn thing. But guess what...this ho ain't never gonna be a housewife. I mean, look at this bitch. Skin looking like some shit from Panda Express. Fuck that and fuck you, Snooki Hooki Ho.

#3. J-Lo

 Come the fuck on. Puff Daddy. Ben Affleck. P-Diddy. Marc fucking Anthony. J-ho is like a goddamn Merry-Go-Round. This bitch is such a ho, she even got knocked up. She's a HO-FO-SHO.

#4. Kim Kardashian

 Did anyone know that Kim's been married twice now? This was between fucking Reggie Bush and what's his face basketball player with the same name as her mom. I give it 8 months. Ho.

#5. Coco

And I'm not fucking talking Chanel. This is Ice-T's fucking wifey, Coco. I'm not sure if this image really needs a caption...Babies my ass. Fucking ho.

#6. Brittany Spears

Two kids, and several nervous breakdowns later... Miss Brit-Brit is still a goddamn ho, and a crazy one at that. And that's why I crown her the queen of: The Ho's Ain't Real Housewives of America. Look at this bitch. She's fucking crazy...and a HO.

No Season 3 for this guy, huh?

Russell Armstrong, the estranged husband of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong has committed suicide. He was 47.

Russell was found dead Monday night, hanging in his bedroom at his home on Mulholland Drive in L.A.

“He hung himself with no suicide note found,” Ed Winter of the L.A Coroner’s Office told Radar Online.

As of now, there are not further details on his suicide. An autopsy is scheduled for Wednesday.

Taylor filed for divorce from Russell last month, claiming he had physically abused her, according to Radar.

Russell opened up to OK! just last month about his split from Taylor.

“We still love each other, but after going through counseling it has gotten to the point that the stress is just too much for both of us,” Russell told OK!.

Russell had already moved out of their house, but the door seemed to be open for reconciliation between the two.

He blamed the pressures of being on TV for the split.

“I want Taylor to be the biggest actress on TV, and I want to feel happy not being on TV!” Russell told OK!.

In the season 2 trailer for RHOBH , Taylor talks about the roller coaster season fans should anticipate.

“For this season on the show, you’re definitely going to see a lot of ups and downs,” Taylor, who is still struggling with her and Russell’s relationship, explains in the trailer.

The show airs Sept. 5 on Bravo.

via - OK Magazine

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