Dildo's are now weapons

GURNEE, Ill., Nov. 11 (UPI) -- Suburban Chicago police said a woman who allegedly skipped out on a restaurant tab was arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy.

A police incident report said Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, allegedly left a Joe's Crab Shack restaurant in the town without paying Tuesday and an officer went to Bildsten's residence to investigate, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday.

Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick said the woman attacked the officer with "a rigid feminine pleasure device."

Bildsten, who has been accused of not paying her check at the same restaurant in the past, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and theft of labor or services.

My thoughts:  Trying to do the good 'ol "dine 'n dash" at the delicious Joe's Crab Shack, huh?  Nothing says AWESOME quite like pulling out your trusty dildo and bitch slapping a cop with it.  Bravo old hag, BRA-VO!