FACT: Farmville on Facebook is a stupid ass game. For fucks sake people, stop sending me bullshit request. PLEASE!FACT: Friendster is better than MySpace and Facebook. Wow, I can't believe I just said that. Someone please kick me in my balls please.
FACT: Unattractive person showing hairy ass crack in the office...FAIL!
FACT: I had the runs yesterday.
FACT: I should be the spokesperson for Target. Only because after I had two kids, my wardrobe went from Banana Republic to Target. But hey, Target is badass and where else could you get a pair of Vans knock-offs for $20?! Holla!
FACT: Antoine Dobson is the second coming of Tupac Shakur.
FACT: Why do people on Facebook have to state every problem they have in life? Like, every fucking problem? I get it. But you know what? Life fucking sucks sometimes. Get over it. But hey, I still love you guys!
FACT: I don't think these are actual FACTS.
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