There are no words...NONE.

MySpace - The REAL Social Network

Stating the facts

FACT: Farmville on Facebook is a stupid ass game.  For fucks sake people, stop sending me bullshit request.  PLEASE!

FACT: Friendster is better than MySpace and Facebook.  Wow, I can't believe I just said that.  Someone please kick me in my balls please.

FACT: Unattractive person showing hairy ass crack in the office...FAIL! 

FACT: I had the runs yesterday.

FACT: I should be the spokesperson for Target.  Only because after I had two kids, my wardrobe went from Banana Republic to Target.  But hey, Target is badass and where else could you get a pair of Vans knock-offs for $20?!  Holla!

FACT: Antoine Dobson is the second coming of Tupac Shakur.

FACT: Why do people on Facebook have to state every problem they have in life?  Like, every fucking problem?  I get it.  But you know what?  Life fucking sucks sometimes.  Get over it.  But hey, I still love you guys! 

FACT: I don't think these are actual FACTS.