Thursday, December 9, 2010

Facebook Confessions: Back and Forth

Dear J-Wunderman,

Ok, so here's my peeve, just one of many of course but I'll start with this one.

I can't stand when people air their stupidity to their FB world...such as being confused about a guy, not knowing if they should still see this person, why is he so lame, we are so done, he don't know what he'll be missing....etc.

But then the next post will be how happy they finally are, never been so happy in their life, because he must've said something so utterly convincing to shut her up, blah blah blah. Just to post the next day how miserable they are once again. Mostly it is the young girls doing this, and they just don't realize how stupid they look to everyone, even after their friends have given them all the advice they can, they really aren't listening anyways. What, do they want sympathy for being so dumb??

Ok, so I want to hear your thoughts cuz I can use some laughs right now, maybe tomorrow I will send you yet another doozy....

Sincerely,
I keep it real



Dear I keep it real,

Isn't that some shit girl?!  The notorious, "What do I do about my guy" question to the Facebook world?  I'm not a relationship doctor but here's what I do know.  That bitch that you speak of, is what I like to call a fucking numb-nut.  Dumb ass.  Stupid fuck.  Fuck face.  Basically, a girl that has set her relationship life into a fucking drama-filled disaster, put on by her own actions.

These people don't know how to take their shit off-line because they like the attention.  They feed off the sympathy.  They eat up the comments from their other dumb ass friends that "went through the same thing".  Guess what?  Those bitches that play Dr. Phil to you, are by themselves...right now, wondering, "What the fuck did I do to be in this position" too.  Don't believe me, ask them if they currently have a stable relationship. And when I say stable, I mean not some bullshit relationship that has been "off and on" for six months.

News flash to Miss Lover-Lover.  You sound like a bitch lost in time.  Someone that shits from the front and pisses from the back.  You walk with two left feet that are broken.  It's these people that need to realize that when things go good again, it's because something went wrong with their man's original plan that didn't involve her.  True story.

I couldn't agree more that this topic has to do more with teenagers.  But to me, that seems normal (in some fucked up way).  Some teenagers are fucking idiots.  I know I was.  I'm just glad I snapped out of that bullshit world and didn't stick around to see a disaster happen.

The sad part is, we experience this with adults.  Fucking adults.  People in their 20's and 30's...shit, add 40 and 50 year olds to that shit too.  It's a cycle those people will never break.  Misery loves company.  And men love chicks that will go back to them no matter how much of an asshole they are.  Don't blame the guy.  Blame the dumb ass broad that thinks love is when her man bangs another whore but still loves her.  Run from these people.  Far, far away.  Matter of fact, unfriend these mother fuckers because they will bring you down.  Bring you down to China Town.  And if you've ever watched Big Trouble in Little China, you know what I'm fucking talking about.

No need to tip me,

J-Wunder

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