If She Never Writes Again, I'll Understand

It happened folks. I got called out. By none other than the bitch herself, "Ball Buster". I want the world to know, that it was never my intention, I just forgot. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll tell you. Last week, I posted a column, "Fan Mail" - http://thejwunderfullife.blogspot.com/2011/03/fan-mail.html

Basically, a fan who is an avid follower of the blog, asked if I wrote all this shit on my own. Me being the selfish asshole that I am said, "If there is one thing that is 100% FACT, it's that, this blog is the real me talking..." Anyway, Ball Buster read this and well, posted a little something of her own in the comments section of the column. It read:

J,

Are you fucking kidding me? Michelle asks you if you write all this shit by yourself... and you answer "yes." Really mother fucker? Really?

This is the thanks and appreciation I get for writing columns for the last 4 months?

I mean, 90% of shit comes from you, yes. And you really are a silly fuck, J. But come on.. tell the girls the truth.

Sincerely,
The one who calls out J-Wunder
(aka Ball Buster)

Make no mistake about it. 90% of the shit I write, is all me. However, 10% of the funny ass shit does come from that "other half". This being "Ball Buster". You're all probably asking, "Well, what about THE Mexican? She writes shit too, doesn't she?" Not so fast people. Let her earn her goddamn stripes before we start claiming shit. It's bad enough I got called the fuck out by someone I consider funnier than me at times. If we want to start pointing fingers, you can start by pointing them right up your fucking ass while removing them and giving yourselves a "Dirty Sanchez". We good?

Anyway, I wanted to let the world know that I fucked up and I was wrong. This blog isn't all me. I mean, 10% of it isn't. But without that 10% contribution, The J-Wunderful Life wouldn't be where it's at today. So Ball Buster, I hope you accept my apology, even though you were a big enough cunt to call me out in front of my readers. I can't knock you for that. All I can do is embrace you with open arms and a round of shots. In the future, I'll make sure I give credit where credit is due. In this case, your 10% contribution to the blog that never really had shit going for it in the first place.

Thanks for calling me out. Thanks for being a fucking bitch as well. It's people like you that I can appreciate every fucking day for the simple fact that life never gets boring with you around. I think I've called you a cunt more than I have called Sammi from the Jersey Shore one, but when I call you cunt, it's more with a happy tone. A tone that says, "You're such a bitch but I fucking like your style. Cunt." So again, thank you for being part of this shitty blog and providing hilarious columns that make our readers day!

Oh, and if you never write again, I'll understand. Cunt.