Ghetto Genius

A blog that's not only one of a kind, but one of a kind and fucking funny. You may not laugh at everything, but I know for goddamn certain you'll laugh at something. People love watching train wrecks—and I’m happy to oblige. Because sharing these stories has taught me not to take life so seriously. And through my experiences with the blog I’ve found that honestly sharing my most humiliating stories not only makes people laugh, but helps them with their own problems.

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Friday, July 15, 2011

9-1-1 Call of the Day

Dispatcher: "9-1-1 What’s your emergency?”

Caller: “Please help me, a bunch of people have broken into my house and are trying to kill me!”

Dispatcher: “Ma'am, please calm down. What is your name?”

Caller: “Casey Anthony“

(10 second silence)

Dispatcher: “Okay Miss Anthony try to remain calm, a police officer will be there in 31 days."